Dont Waste Your Breath

On a lighter note..This was so good i thought..It touched me

2008-08-29T04:03:00.000-04:00

Dirty Porn

2008-08-08T21:11:00.000-04:00

Kathy Griffin - My Life On The D-List- Absuloutly Fucking Hilarious!! Worth Watching!!

2008-07-24T23:42:00.003-04:00

The d-list 1

The D-List 2

The D-List 3

The D-List 4

The D-List 5 MY FAVORITE!!!! Sharon Stone

I kissed a girl

2008-07-18T20:01:00.001-04:00

Danny Tanner waaass nooott gayyy

2008-07-09T23:25:00.001-04:00

2008-04-20T22:17:00.000-04:00

Got a raise at work YAY .. Although I am being investegated.. Yes ... Investegated! I'm have no idea what it could be for but I am shitting myself wondering! I thought about just quitting my job.. Alot has changed since I started.. But I should just bite the bullet and face the heat.. My meeting is on the 23rd.. Hopefully I still have a job.. If not..Oh well.. I will have to just find another one.. I was trying to think why I could be in trouble.. It may be because of my driving.. Training students.. I may have gotten a complaint.. We will see..

Couldn't have been more dead on!

2008-04-20T22:15:00.000-04:00

What Amber-Lee Harper Means

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.
You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.
You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way!

You are full of energy. You are spirited and boisterous.
You are bold and daring. You are willing to do some pretty outrageous things.
Your high energy sometimes gets you in trouble. You can have a pretty bad temper at times.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.
Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.
Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.

You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people.
Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people's problems.
Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Funny .. Who would have thought that a child could say it better then any of us??

2008-03-23T09:21:00.001-04:00

What Love means to a 4-8 year old . . .

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?'

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.'

Rebecca- age 8

'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.'

Billy - age 4

'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.'

Karl - age 5

'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.'

Chrissy - age 6

'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.'

Terri - age 4

'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.'

Danny - age 7

'Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss'

Emily - age 8

'Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.'

Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,'

Nikka - age 6

'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.'

Noelle - age 7

'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.'

Tommy - age 6

'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.

He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.'

Cindy - age 8

'My mommy loves me more than anybody
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.'

Clare - age 6

'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.'

Elaine-age 5

'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.'

Chris - age 7

'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.'

Mary Ann - age 4

'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.'

Lauren - age 4

'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.' (what an image)

Karen - age 7

'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.'

Mark - age 6

'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.'

Jessica - age 8

And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.

The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.

The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.

Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,

'Nothing, I just helped him cry'

Pretty Much True....

2008-03-23T09:00:00.001-04:00

VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
> Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

2008-03-21T09:47:00.004-04:00

This pretty much sums up the previous 6 years of my life...

Probably the only woman who could have made this songs as beautiful as it is...

Ellen Part One

2008-03-16T09:19:00.000-04:00

Heyyyya

2008-03-16T02:13:00.002-04:00

So I was lazing around the other day..I'm on midnights soooo not much to do and they are depressing!! And what do I happen to come by on TV...
Non other then the Prince him self hahahah I loved this movie growing up..
"Purple Rain" So ofcoarse I watch it.. Rehashing old memories..
Then walking around all day singing
"I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain!!..Purple rain..purple rain!!!
hahaha I've fucking loved this movie since I was probably 5 ... WATCH IT!!

2008-02-27T01:06:00.002-05:00

A few years ago I was trying to download porn off of Limewire.. I came acrossed this porn clip of a really pretty girl being fucked by 3 nasty..Desperate guys.. But the clip was only 3 minutes long.. I loved this porn clip.. And I came acrossed it again but only this time I found the whole clip!! Soooo If your feeling dirty.. And wanna rub one out.. Watch this porn clip.. Ijust did baaaahahahahha

2008-02-24T22:08:00.002-05:00

I purchased a new TV the other day... I'm so excited cause I've had the same TV for 9 and a half years.. haha Anywho.. It's a 46 inch LCD HD TV.. I can't wait to hook that bitch up and watch a movie on it .. Football season is going to be sweet this year!
I was driving home from Sarnia the other night when I was pulled over by the big POs.. Cocksuckers gave me a ticket for speeding.. It was a bitch cause I had just finished shopping my ass off.. Now I have to pay a fine on Monday.. FUCK! Usually the shopping comes after the shitty day... If something bad happens.. Or if I've just had an all together shit day.. Nothing makes me happier then going out and purchasing something perdy... And as far as im concerned.. It's worth it..
Holy shit this took me for ever to write hahaha I am trying to learn to write with out looking at the key board.. And i have to say it doesn't come naturally!!
But i did it!!!

Juno clip...

2008-02-09T23:29:00.001-05:00

Rocket Man > Elton John

2008-02-08T05:29:00.000-05:00

She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I’m gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It’s lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don’t understand
It’s just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time...

If This Doesn't Get You In The Mood..I Don't Know What Will

2008-01-23T22:43:00.000-05:00

How fascinating.. I find it so peculiar how different all Species are when it comes to mating.. Not in a million years would I have guess this one..
I think this also confirms..Slugs are gay?

Let's play a game..

2008-01-21T20:14:00.000-05:00

Step 1: Put your media player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 50 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Bold out the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game post your own!

1. This is the first day of my last day's.

2.We chase misprinted lies, We face the path of time

3. So make sure you love like you've never been hurt
and when you dance, dance like there's no one watching you"

4. i wait all night for you,
the priceless coat you wear.
fox or chinchilla, beaver, it doesn't matter.
to me it's hair.

5. I know this comes as no surprise
but the wool's been pulled over our eyes for years
And all the while we sit with our legs crossed
as some poor bastard finds he's lost ten years

6. Summertime and the livin's easy
Bradley's on the microphone with Ras-MG
All the people in the dance will agree that
we're well qualified to
represent
the LBC

7.Kiss me on the forehead, angel, before I go to sleep. I can't remember if it's Thursday or December.

8. I am seeing tunnel vision in a world that's dark and cold
I cannot believe how much I've changed since the days of old
I know it's temporary but I need to focus straight
I cannot believe I lost control of my fate

9. Liberate... my madness!
(One of me, all of you)
Liberate... my madness!
I just want to...
Liberate... my madness!
(One of me, all of you)
Liberate... my madness!

10. Oh, a storm is threatning
My very life today
If I dont get some shelter
Oh yeah, Im gonna fade away

11. This Town has it's claws
Buried in my neck
This town- it takes lives
Without Mercy
Without Haste

12. It took so long to remember just what happened.
I was so young and vestal then,
you know it hurt me,
but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise

13. Don't live with shame, 'cause feelings change but fame remains
The reason why your gonna wanna take me home tonight

14. I've got a candle,
And I've got a spoon
I live in a hallway
With no doors and no rooms

15. Side stepped land mines and working class attitudes.

16. Something in the way she moves,
Attracts me like no other lover

17. Reverend, reverend, Is this a conspiracy? Crucified for no sins, No revenge... beneath me.

18. I picked you out of a crowd and talked to you
I said I liked your shoes
You said, "Thanks, can I follow you?"

19. Keep holding on
When my brain's tickin' like a bomb

20. So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.

21. Conversion, software version 7.0
looking at life through the eyes of a tired hub.

22. Its still getting worse after everything I tried.
What if I found a way to wash it all aside.

23. I got up feeling so down,I got off being sold out.

24. I watched you change
Into a fly

25. Walkin' in the park just the other day, baby,
What do you, what do you think I saw?

26. Everytime that I look in the mirror,
All these lines on my face gettin clearer

27. Talk to me softly
There's something in your eyes
Don't hang your head in sorrow
And please dont cry

28. I've seen you hanging round
This darkness where I'm bound
And this black hole I've dug for me

29. Company Always on the run
Destiny is the rising sun
Oh I was born 6-gun in my hand
Behind a gun I'll make my final stand

30. All our times have come
Here but now they're gone

31. It's in my head. I'm full of doubt.
Trapped in myself I'm singled OUT.

32. Oh, make me over
Im all I want to be
A walking study
In demonology

33. Nothing breeds more contempt for this world than memories now formed every moment a new seed is grown to no reason the Trouble unfolds for the trials of today Im no jury really dont care how you feel

34. Someone told me long ago theres a calm before the storm, I know; its been comin for some time.

35. My shadow's...Shedding skin and, I've been picking Scabs again.

36. Breathe in for luck, breathe in so deep, this air is blessed, you share with me.

37. I've been caught stealing; once when I was 5...

38. I feel a little bit left of center but then again we've all been there before
Every time I see a lost cause coming it's nothing less, nothing more

39. A man sits at his deskOne year from retirement, And he's up for review
Not quite sure what to do each passing year the workload grows.

40. There she stood in the street, smilin' from her head to her feet

41. Well billy rapped all night about his suicide. How he kick it in the head when he was twenty-five.

42. threw you the obvious and you flew with it on your back a name in your
recollection down among a million same.

43. Ill never be your beast of burden. My back is broad but its a hurting

44. Fuck youuuuuuu! I can't say what I want to, even if I'm not serious.
I can't say what I want to, even if I'm not serious.
Things like....Fuck yourself, fuck Yourself,
you piece of shit, why don't you just go, kill yourself

45. This world rejects me. This world threw me away. This world never gave me a chance. This world gonna have to pay

46. Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.

47. I see you had your mind all made up you group of
Pitiful liars. before I woke to face the day, your master

48. Seemed to stop my breath. My head on your chest,Waiting to cave in
From the bottom of my...

49. Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

50. You couldn’t be, you couldn’t be me even if you wanted to, everything I’ve been through.

Adam Sandler aka Man of my dreams

2008-01-20T20:42:00.000-05:00

I have been in love with Adam since The Wedding Singer. He has many qualities I find irresistible. I love his sick sense of humour. I think he is brilliant.
In the summer "i think" he starred in a movie with Don Cheadle "who I also enjoy" called Reign Over Me. "A man who lost his family in the 9-11 attack on New York City runs into his old college roommate. Rekindling the friendship is the one thing that appears able to help the man recover from his grief. Very well written and directed movie!" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490204/)

I love how Adam can go from being "Laugh out loud, fall to the floor" Hillarious..
To being "Heart pounding, trears pouring" serious in his films..
I also enjoyed Spanglish.." A woman and her daughter emigrate from Mexico for a better life in America, where they start working for a family where the patriarch is a newly celebrated chef with an insecure wife" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371246/)

What you talk'in bout Willis?

2008-01-20T18:28:00.000-05:00

I love children with personality!
I see so many kids these day's who spend most of their time crying a whining..
I was over at a friends house today. By the time I left I was ready to pull my fucking hair out. All that kid does is whine and cry. She's 4 years old. And really it's not her fault she's that way. If she was raised to respect her mother and do as she's told she wouldn't be such a brat. Drives me nuts!
I just want to put that kid in her place.. But her mother doesn't find it to be a problem.. I just can't see how she doesn't.. Her mother is her slave.. She doesw everything her daughter TELLS* her to do..I find it to be sickening..

Female Freedom >> The Pee Mate aka Women's best friend...

2008-01-18T00:51:00.000-05:00

I cannot tell you how many night's I have pee'd on the side of a car/road/house/in parking lot ect.. After the bar.. Or how many times while ditch beer'in I had to pee in the corn field/beach/bush.. I would have killed to have a miracle product such as this!!!
To Order please refer to P-Mate

Creedence Clearwater Revival>> Bad Moon

2008-01-18T00:40:00.000-05:00

This music makes me want to go camping for some reason?? hahahahaha
Get drunk and be loud!!

Bad Company>> Bad Company

Makes me want to smoke a joint and maybe do some acid and hang out downtown or something hahhahahaha jk I love this music it fecking rocks...

Gave Up>> Nine Inch Nails

2008-01-18T00:33:00.000-05:00

This is me feeling 15 again.. When I listen to Trent Reznor, who by the way I did my grade 10 ISU on and is an absolute genius! Anywho.. When I listen to this music it gives me an energy I thought I had lost when I "grew up" Just makes me feel young again.. Powerful even...

Check out this video..BRUTAL!!

Ben Harper>> In Your Eyes

2008-01-18T00:17:00.000-05:00

I have a few different sides.. This is the side of me driving (with my windows up) singing loud. Day dreaming of that perfect moment. We all have our own idea of that moment is. Mine varies by my mood. As a child I listened to this song.. Done by Peter gabriel. Such a beautiful song... I close my eyes and picture myself in a state of pure love.. Being persude by the perfect man .. And then I open my eyes..
And I have run two stop signs and a red light.. So I try not to listen to this music too often

2008-01-16T16:57:00.000-05:00

I've been browsing Blogger lately. Trying to reach out and find some humans still bloging around here.. Someone interesting.. You know when I first started writing.. I met so many wonderfull people here.. I guess I have become much less interesting now a day's.. Now that I am not in college..And I don't party 3 day's a week.. I work my 9-5 and I am boring.. I barely even write my own words here anymore.. If i post it's usually a song or a skit I find funny.. But anywho..All these smart and funny people come and go from Blogger.. It leaves me with this empty feeling inside..
I have taken breaks..But I always love to come back and see what's up..
And now we have advertisements and spam everywhere you look on this site.. I don't even really know how to search for cool blogs.. It's too bad.. I need some motivation... Whatever?

Juno Soundtrack>>>Not too shabby

2008-01-16T16:50:00.000-05:00

1. All I Want Is You >Barry Louis Polisar
2. My Rollercoaster (Juno Film Version)> Kimya Dawson
3. A Well Respected Man >The Kinks
4. Dearest> Buddy Holly
5. Up The Spout> Mateo Messina
6. Tire Swing> Kimya Dawson 3:07 $0.99
7. Piazza, New York Catcher> Belle & Sebastian
8. Loose Lips> Kimya Dawson
9. Superstar >Sonic Youth
10. Sleep (Instrumental)> Kimya Dawson
11. Expectations (Remastered Version) >Belle & Sebastian
12. All The Young Dudes >Mott The Hoople
13. So Nice So Smart> Kimya Dawson
14. Sea Of Love (Remastered Version)> Cat Power
15. Tree Hugger> Kimya Dawson & Antsy Pants
16. I'm Stickng With You >The Velvet Underground
17. Anyone Else But You >Moldy Peaches
18. Vampire> Antsy Pants
19. Anyone Else But You >Michael Cera & Ellen Page

Wish you were here> Pink Floyd

2008-01-16T08:54:00.001-05:00

Michael and Ellen Sing About Jason Reitman

2008-01-13T20:20:00.000-05:00

2008-01-12T14:35:00.000-05:00

These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."

2008-01-12T14:12:00.000-05:00

Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

2007-12-17T03:16:00.001-05:00

2007-12-17T03:15:00.000-05:00

Life Lessons with Payton Manning

2007-12-16T16:29:00.001-05:00

This Elizabeth bitch drives me nuts! She needs to dig a hole and crawl into it!

2007-12-14T00:36:00.000-05:00

Baby Got Back

2007-12-04T10:44:00.001-05:00

2007-12-03T17:18:00.000-05:00

THE MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH.

He writes:

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female
driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the
driver to
drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his
arm out is window and gave the woman the finger.

" Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS
smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female
does anything to
me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not
bumper-to-bumper, I figure I
pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that
I pass everyday.

Statistically, females drive half of these.

That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all
females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all
females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least
one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her
biggest problem,
has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is
armed.

Give her the finger? I don't think so

2007-10-21T01:54:00.000-04:00

I am the only person in the world...
That cryed while watching "Knocked Up"

Loudon Wainwright III > Daughter

“Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.

2007-10-21T01:52:00.000-04:00

2007-10-21T01:23:00.001-04:00

Stress Management

A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised

a glass of water and asked, "how heavy is this glass of water? "

Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.

The lecturer replied,

"The absolute weight doesn't matter.

It depends on how long you try to hold it.

"If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem.

If I hold it for an hour,

I'll have an ache in my right arm.

If I hold it for a day,

you'll have to call an ambulance.

"In each case, it's the same weight,

but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes. "

He continued,

"And that's the way it is with stress management.

If we carry our burdens all the time,

sooner or later,

as the burden becomes increasingly heavy,

we won't be able to carry on. "

"As with the glass of water,

you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding

it again.

When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden. "

"So, before you return home tonight,

put the burden of work down.

Don't carry it home.

You can pick it up tomorrow.

Whatever burdens you're carrying now,

let them down for a moment if you can. "

"Relax; pick them up later after you've rested

2007-10-18T00:08:00.001-04:00

A lot of truth in this

The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary.

My confession:

I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees.

It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, 'Merry Christmas' to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu . If people want a creche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.

I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution and I don't like it being shoved down my throat.

Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship Nick and Jessica and we aren't allowed to worship God as we understand Him? I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too. But there are a lot of us who are wondering where Nick and Jessica came from and where the America we knew went to.

In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking.

Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her 'How could God let something like this happen?' (regarding Katrina) Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said, 'I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives. And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?'

In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK. Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school. The Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.

Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said OK.

Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.

Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with 'WE REAP WHAT WE SOW.'

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says. Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.

Are you laughing?

2007-10-14T11:39:00.001-04:00

"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing."

When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear."

2007-10-02T22:40:00.000-04:00

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great.

Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.

Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Demon: You gay?
Guy: Uh no.

Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.

I phone

2007-10-02T22:06:00.000-04:00

2007-10-02T20:17:00.000-04:00

How You Life Your Life

You tend to deprive yourself of things you crave, for your own good.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly.
Some of your past dreams have disappointed you, but you don't let it get you down.

How Do You Live Your Life?

Cold war kids--Hang me up to dry

2007-08-28T02:23:00.001-04:00

Growing up listening to .........

2007-08-28T02:03:00.000-04:00

Baby Kaleb

2007-08-15T23:38:00.000-04:00

2007-08-15T23:31:00.001-04:00

Famgy Guy

2007-08-15T23:08:00.001-04:00

Together we can do anything: face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
"Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!"

"Lois, you've got a sick mind!"
Peter, I'm talking about making love.
" Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money."

2007-08-01T00:26:00.000-04:00

Must see movie!!

2007-07-31T22:33:00.000-04:00

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2007-07-30T19:55:00.000-04:00

Bright Eye's

2007-07-29T12:24:00.001-04:00

I picked you out
Of a crowd and talked to you.
Said I liked your shoes,
You said, "Thanks, Can I follow you?"

So it's up the stairs,
And out of view. No prying eyes.
I poured some wine.
I asked your name;
You asked the time.

Now it's two o'clock.
The club is closed,
We are up the block.
Your hands are on me,
Pressing hard against your jeans,
Your tongue in my mouth,
Trying to keep the words from coming out,
You didn't care to know
Who else may have been you before.

I want a lover I don't have to love,
I want a girl who's too sad to give a fuck.
Where's the kid with the chemicals?
I thought he said to meet him here,
But I'm not sure.
I've got the money
If you've got the time.
He said, "It feels good."
I said "I'll give it a try."

Then my mind went dark,
We both forgot where your car was parked.
Let's just take the train.
I'll meet up with the band in the morning

Bad actors, with bad habits...
Some sad singers, they just play tragic.
And the phone is ringing,
And the van is leaving
Let's just keep touching,
Let's just keep...keep singing

I want a lover I don't have to love,
I want a boy who's so drunk he doesn't talk.
Where's the kid with the chemicals?
I got a hunger and I can't seem to get full.
I need some meaning I can memorize.
The kind I have always seems to slip my mind.

But you, but you...

You write such pretty words,
But life's no storybook.
Love's an excuse to get hurt.
And to hurt.
Do you like to hurt?
I do, I do.
Then hurt me,
Then hurt me,
Then hurt me...-

2007-07-25T21:59:00.000-04:00

Like the good book say’s “Let he who is withouth sin, throwith the first rock. And I shalt smokeith it!

2007-07-23T11:12:00.001-04:00

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2007-07-19T17:57:00.000-04:00

I believe the highest selling documentary in history.. Why wouldn't it be??
Only the single most heart breaking film an American citizen could endure
A Country that is afraid of their Government is a Country that will eventually fall apart... If Bush hasn't done enough to these poor people.. With this stupid drawn out war and his pathetic lies to his people... When he choked on that pretzel they should have just stared..
These pharmaceutical and insurance companies must be employed with cons and murders..
Cause that's what they are!!
What the Americans need to do is take back their Country!! Stand up for what they believe in!!
The lies Americans have been told!!
Canada's health care system is fabulous!!
We do have long wait times.. That was embellished.. But we don't pay a thing..It comes from our taxes.. Why shouldn't it?? But we don't wait for surgeries and we have the best technology there is.. Our doctors are payed well and live well!
Are you going to sit there and watch your fellow people die?? When you could have helped them and it didn't have to come out of your savings account..
We pay 7-14% taxes..Depending on where you live.. Not too shabby..Considering I have never had to watch any of my family members thrown out of a hospital cause they couldn't pay.. Or cause their insurance company thought it would be a "Medical loss" To spend money on them.. Who do these companies think they are anyway?? Fucking cock suckers!! They are going to Hell..Every last one of them!!
Poor people have to work till they die so they can pay for their pills that are over priced and or don't even need.. Okay I'm rambling cause I'm upset..Probably not making much sense but My heart goes out to you all!!
Stand up for what you believe.. I will stand there with you!!
They can't say no to millions of people standing outside their door...
They demoralize you and make you feel weak so you give up and just hope for the best.. Well fuck THEM!!

Family Guy-Peter get's a Prostate Exam

2007-06-28T22:35:00.001-04:00

2007-06-28T21:53:00.000-04:00

I've downloaded too many movies and I was kicked off the Internet for 24 hours.. When they let me back on.. I seemed my Internet was as slow as dial up.. Oh I was pissed!! I thought I had a virus.. But I woke up this morning and it worked just fine so all is well...
I have a wedding on Saturday..I went to the States and bought a dress at JC Penny's ..I fucking love that place!! My dress looks like Tinker Bells dress from Peter Pan hahahah it's cute.. I need a tan though and I went to Heidi's house today so we could tan in her back yard.. Of coarse there was and over cast most the day so we didn't get to tan as much as we wanted... I also have that drivers tan..Where one arm is more tanned then the other..Attractive I know..
I'm still addicted to Facebook.. Along with 10 million other people..

I've been downloading movies..
I watched "Lady in the water" GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rise of the silver surfer.......... GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!!!!
Spider Man 3........ Not too shabby.. Lots of action but too much crying and whining
Hot Fuzz..... Fucking hilarious!! I would recommend it..And if you didn't like it then there is something seriously wrong with you... There is just something peaceful about watching an old lady get drop kicked in the face
Knocked Up...... It was pretty good.. There are a few laugh out louds in this movie

Wanting to see

I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry!!!

Two straight, single Brooklyn firefighters (Sandler, James) pretend to be a gay couple in order to receive domestic partner benefits.

2007-06-19T03:30:00.001-04:00

I've become addicted to facebook... It's true and I have been avoiding my blog..
I went out this weekend and had a fantastic two day's of bumps, bombs, and beers!! But this is what I looked and felt like before I went to bed Sunday morning....

favorite moments >> famgy guy

2007-06-09T11:06:00.000-04:00

2007-06-09T10:35:00.000-04:00

1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when
a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

2) OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note
from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not
necessarily those of his parents."

3) KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the bottle. During her
struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer
the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's
hitting the bottle."

4) MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's
locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies
grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

5) POLICE #1
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was
interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at
my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued
writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask
the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well,
then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my
shoe?"

6) POLICE #2
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the
station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking,
and I saw a little boy staring in at me "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

7) ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.
She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age,
particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her
staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself
for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and
whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

8) DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her
dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
"And why not, darling?, "he asked. "You know that it always gives you a
headache the next morning."

9) DEATH
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister
heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.
Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.
Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small
box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal
of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate
prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought
his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn,
and in the hole he goooes."

10) SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just
wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write
and they won't let me talk!"

11) BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he
fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He
picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf
that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found,"
the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment
in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."

Personallity Test

2007-06-09T07:30:00.000-04:00

Global Personality Test Results

Stability (56%) moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Orderliness (56%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.
Extraversion (83%) high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

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E-Mail Fun>> I can't remember if I have posted this?? But it's funny so what the fuck..

2007-05-15T13:55:00.000-04:00

This could happen to you.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions

Ble ble blue

2007-05-14T23:59:00.000-04:00

Happy Mother's day everyone!!
Soo for Mother's day I got a pedicure and manicure..Sweet... And the card my son made me was exceptional! For work I brought the one gentalmen I support to the graveyard to plant a mini rose bush beside his mothers grave.. While there and trying to0 find the accual grave .. We met a women who was doing some gardening at what turned out to be her son's grave..He died 10 years..He was run over by a train.. No one really know's what happened they just know that it was night time and he was drunk..He was only 18.. She shed some tears while telling me about it and I told her that it was okay because it is a hard thing to deal with.. And I told her about my baby.. She lent us a hand shovel so we could dig a spot for the mini roses.. When i returned she told me that it was nice meeting me and I told her the same...Nice lady.. Oh and her sons friends were still bringing him things like full beers and soccer shoes.. There was a hat there that was ten years old..it was wearing away.. So I planted the mini roses and I hope they live..Cause the soil is like clay...
I have a ton of stag and does and Weddings to go to this summer.. I need to lose some weight so I can buy a hott as dress for these occations.. I have been stuck at the same weight and I would like to lose some pounds..But I have no modivation to do so.. I have a gym membership that I pay for every other week and I have used maybe 6 times...

I am excited about Ozz Fest this year!! I wanna go forsure!!
NIN has a new album out and I can't wait till Trent comes to Canada cause I am there!!!

Muppets Faces of death

2007-05-13T21:49:00.000-04:00

Chit chat

2007-04-30T10:40:00.000-04:00

Well I really haven't said anything in a while.. I've been posting these funny video's to fill in the fact I don't want to write anything..

Trying to get some running around done.. Soooo fucking busy with work and shit.. Working like 50 hours a week and raising kids really sets you back in your own life.. Don't get me wrong.. I still party like I am 16.. I find time once a week to go get shit faced.. I have to or I get depressed.. Thursday's we go to this little pub in my town to watch the boy's play in their bands.. Then we head over to the ripper's and get ripped..
Anyway.... So I was driving around today trying to get shit done and I get a call from Bradlee's school saying that he is suspended and I had to go pick him up.. Well what the FUCK?? See I was working last night when Bradlee came home from his dad's and I didn't know that Bradlee's dad had purchased him a "Dollar store" pellet gun.. Bradlee decided to sneak it into his bag and bring it to school.. The school's have a no tolerance policy when it comes to gun's in the school.. So when they found out he had it he was sent to the office and told he had to go home for the day.. To boot his hair was sticking right on end when I got there.. His hair is about 2 and a half inches long and it was sticking straight up!! When he puts a hat on in the morning and takes it off at school it seems to do that when his hair is long.. Sooo I have to work at noon and it is 11:30am.. I guess I am calling in and taking the day to go get Brad's hair cut and maybe mine as well..

I work for Community Living and I support people with disabilities.. I love my job!!
It is exciting, fun, challenging, stress full and I love every minute of it.. The community Living in my area really does allot for these people.. They are building houses for the people coming out of the regional centre.. It is closing and every person with a disability ..For the first time in their lives.. Will have a home of their own.. They share the house with two other roommates.. Usually someone else from the center..
Negotiations are coming up in November and I am crossing my fingers that we have good negotiators this year and we finally get the raise we deserve!! I mean think about it!! We support these people in every aspect of their lives..Well the ones in 24 hour supports (which is where I work) We do everything..Along with paper work containing outcomes and behavioural charts Ect... The government says we should be making 21-22 dollars an hour.. that is 6-7 dollars less then what we actually make..You do the math.. And our raises come once a year and every 1500 hours up to 6000 hours..Then just one raise a year from there.. So we pretty much get two raises a year till we hit 6000 hours and then one a year after that.. At 34 cents!! a raise.. We are working our asses off and not really getting anywhere doing so.. The people who have worked here for years are not making much more then the people who just started since the one raise we get is included in the yearly rising starting rates... It's all fucked up!! Anyway hahahaha
Haven't heard from my dad in a while.. He has gone off the deep end..Lost his company.. And is now a practising crack head.. Probably chilling at some crack house living it up.. I miss him and I hope he calls me soon.. I can't go save him because he lives in Calgary and I cannot fly acrossed the country and go looking for his ass to do what?? Drag him into rehab.. It doesn't work that way..Trust me I have tryed to do it to my mom..Years ago when I gave a shit.. My mother is a speedo and she is not really in my life anymore..I have no time for her.. I think I am more mad at her then my dad because well... She is my mother.. She chose to be a loser intravenous user then to be a good mom.. It wouldn't matter that she got into the drugs.. I would commend her for doing the right thing and getting clean for her children.. Thank God I have my sister!! She is my only real Famgy.. And I'm sure she feels the same way I do.. Well I know she does..I am her 3am phone call when she had a bad night..Yes I am a push over and I sit on the phone listening to the tears..But she is my little sista fo life and I love her dearly..
I've just went off and I am probably boring you to shit,,If you have made it this far.. If sooooo You fucking rock for reading my shit.. hahahaha K have a good one !!

2007-04-30T00:00:00.001-04:00

Dave Chappelle >> My Favorite

2007-04-26T17:18:00.001-04:00

Dave cheppell

2007-04-26T08:27:00.000-04:00

Famgy Guy

2007-04-24T22:24:00.000-04:00

The Man Show >> Deer

2007-04-23T21:19:00.000-04:00

This is some funny shit

I loved this show when it was on air!! Something about watching blonde's jumping on a trampoline that just makes you love being brunet. I love Jimmy and Adam and I wish that they would have kept this show running!!

Sanjaya Malakar

2007-04-22T21:49:00.001-04:00

The Jimmy Kimmel show is the only reason I have excepted The Man Show not being on air anymore.. When the show first aired and he had Snoop Dog and The Rock as weekly guest's I cryed laughing! It was soooo funny and he is coming along..
As for Sanjaya well we is fucked!! Fucked because he has been made fun of sooo bad that even if he did happen to belt out a good tune he will always be a joke.. Poor guy he is so nice..

2007-04-21T22:23:00.000-04:00

Okay I got this from..http://always-on-the-move.blogspot.com/
You have to answer the question's with a one word answer only!!!
It's fun to do and pay attention!

1. Where is your cell phone? Counter
2. Your boy/girlfriend or husband/wife? Boyfriend
3. Your hair? Long
4. Your mother? Addict
5. Your father? Failure
6. Your favorite thing? Bradlee
7. Your dream last night? Forgot
8. Your favorite drink? Milk
9. Your dream car? Silverado
10. The room you're in? Living
11. Your ex? Stupid
12. Your fears? Without
13. Where do you want to be in 10 years? House
14. Who did you hang out with yesterday? Brandon
15. What you're not? Worried
16. Muffins? Yes
17. One of your wish list items? House
18. Where you grew up? London
19. The last thing you did? Movie
20. What are you wearing? Shorts
21. Your TV? On
22. Your pet? Fish...
23. Your computer? New
24. Your life? Fast
25. Your mood? Happy
26. Missing? Parents
28. Your car? Buick
29. Your work? Community
30. Your summer? Rafting
31. Like someone? Sister
32. Your favorite color? Changes
33. When is the last time you laughed? Today
34. Last time you cried? Movie
35. School? More!!!!

Will Ferrell >> The Landlord >>It works again!!

2007-04-19T11:37:00.000-04:00

My Scarey Movie

2007-04-17T15:20:00.000-04:00

As a child I can honestly say I didn't scare that easy. I watched the Freddy's and the Jayson's. One of my favorites was Chucky and I loved these movies! I'm talking at age's 7 to 11 I'm guessing. But there was one movie that really got to me. And doing these list's I got to thinking about this movie and how It terrified me into more then one sleepless night.
Puppet Master 3!!!!! I guess it didn't help that my room was in the basement and as I lay in bed all I could see were shadows of little puppet's running acrossed my floor. I don't fully remember this movie today but from what I remember, they were little puppets that lived in this old house. Some people were stranded and had to stay at this house until morning (I think) And all I remember is the owner of the house telling the stranded people to be nice to the dolls. Obviously they weren't.. And man did they pay for it!!! For little dolls those suckers could run pretty fast and hold a power tool like a champ!
All through my childhood I loved the dark.. I had to sleep with no lights..Complete darkness.. But this time..Needless to say.. I had to move my bedroom back up stairs a little closer to my parents room!!!

Hellyeah > You wouldn't know

2007-04-15T11:34:00.000-04:00

This is some kick ass bring you back to the good old day's music!!!
Even if your not a fan just facken listen you might like it..

The lineup features Chad Gray (Mudvayne) on vocals, Greg Tribbett (Mudvayne) on guitar, Tom Maxwell (Nothingface) on guitar, Jerry Montano (Danzig, Nothingface) on bass and Vinnie Paul (Pantera) on drums..

Movies

2007-04-11T00:13:00.000-04:00

Okee this is just the beginning of my list..It is gonna keep going probably for a while... But I am too busy to do it all in one post so here we go!!

These here are movies that I have enjoyed watching over the years in no particular order..

1. The Great Outdoors> Staring John Candy and Dan Ackroyd> A hit movie from the 80's about a man who takes his family up to a cabin to spend some one on one time with his two sons and his wife.. When his brother in-law shows up..

2. Pulp Fiction > Staring John Travolta and Samuel L Jackson > about the lives of two mob hit men.. This movie was an still is one of my favorites!!

3. Old School > The funniest movie I have EVER seen

4. The Skeleton Key > Finally!! A movie with a good ending!

5. Blues Brothers > Classic Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi film!!! About two brother's who think they got a sign from God to get their band back togther. So they find the old member's and try to convince them to play again

6. Billy Madison > Adam Sandler..About a spoiled rich guy who goes back to school from kindergarten to grade 12 to prove to his dad that he can handle taking over the family business.. Hilarious!

7. The Wedding Singer!!! > About a wedding singer who is stood up at the alter on his big day...I have it.. I still watch it!!

8. Happy Gilmore > Adam Sandler.. About a guy who loves hockey and want to play professionally.. But can't skate.. Although he has a slap shot that could kill! When his grandmothers house is taken by the IRS for unpaid taxes and she is put into a nursing home. Gilmore is talked into playing on the PGA tour as a golfer.. Fuck funny movie!!

9. I love all 3 X Men movies and I hope there will be another!

10. Austin Powers all 3> Austin has lost his mojo and must go back to the past and get it back from DR Evil!!>>Faken funny shit!! Will have you busting a gut laughing.. If you don't laugh.. You have no sense of humor and you are destine to die alone..Unhappy and alone..

11. Zoolander> About a male model who is becoming washed up and needs another contract to get him back in the circle..

12. Porkies > LAugh your ass off movie from the 80's about a bunch of young guys trying to get laid.. I think there were 3 movies..

13. Frailty > Disturbing!!> about a single father with two boys who believes god is talking to him telling him to kill the demons who are disguising themselves as people..

14. A Clockwork Orange > Classic

15. Basketball Diaries > A true story about a young guy in New York who goes from being in high school dabbling in drugs with his gang of friends to seeing many of his friends along with himself falling into drug addiction and the tough road these drugs lead them threw...

16. A River Runs Threw It > About two brothers growing up fly fishing with their dad.. And the trials they go threw as they get older and find their marks in the world..

17. A Nightmare On Elm Street > hahahha we all know what these movies were about.. If you don't then just rent them..

18. Wayne's World > Two guys have a show called Wayne's World on a small access channel. Where they just hang out and do stupid shit.. When offered $5000.00 to bring their show global they don't like the changes going on a miss their old school ways..

19. Grandma's Boy > About a video game tester who loses his apartment because his roommate spent the rent money on hookers/strippers.. So he has to move into his Grandma's house..(Fucking hilarious!!)

20. Saving private Ryan > In World War 2 a woman loses 3 of her sons and only has one left still out in combat.. The mission is to send 8 men to find the remaining brother and bring him home .. With a star studded cast consisting of "Tom Hanks,Tom Sizemore, Edward Burns, Adam Goldberg, Vin Diesel, Giovanni Ribisi!!!!!! Who brings such an amazing performance as usual!!, Jeremy Davies, Matt Damon, Ted Danson, Paul Giamatti and more!! This movie is packed with action from the moment you turn it on.. If you have a weak stomach then I don't recommend this movie.. But is you love a good war epic then this is the movie for you!!!

21. The Gift...> About a widowed mother who reads tarrow cards.. When one of her clients goes missing the police look to her o help solve the case.. For one reason which is.. A riveting performance from Giovanni Ribisi Gave me the chills..

22. They Live > Rowdy Roddy Piper!! If you are a old school WWF fan like myself you will love to see this 1988 film about aliens taking over the planet.. And the only way to see them is by wearing sun glasses aahahahha Also one of the best fight scenes I have seen !!

23. Dazed and Confused > A kick ass look into the lives of high school kids in the 70's..

24. Remember the Titans > A true story about a school and their football team becoming racially integrated.. When a African American coach is appointed and African American kids are merging into a school with American kids.. The football team has to learn to get along and work as a team despite their differences..

25. The Dark Crystal > A 1982 Jim Henson film about another planet 1000 years ago.. Threatened to be destroyed when the "crystal" was damaged.. I loved this movie growing up.. I wouldn't recommend small children watch it though..

26. The Muppet's (I love them all!)

27. Hamburger Hill > A horrifying look into the Vietnam War.. I watched this movie when I was 8 years old in a hotel on my way to Disney Land..and it scared the living shit out of me!! Thanks allot mom!!

28. The Big Bounce> A small time con artist from Hawaii and a land developers mistress have a plan to steal 200,000 dollars...

29. The Goonies (1985) Okay..If you haven't seen this movie..It is an absolute must see!! hahaha A kids classic for sure!! About a group of kids who find a map which they believe leads to a long lost treasure.. While being chased by robbers they have to find their way threw this underground maze filled with traps.

30. Catch me if you can > (2002)A true story about a young man named Frank Abagnale Jr. Who before his 19th birthday scammed millions of dollars out of forged checks.. Discising himself as a doctor, lawyer and pilot.

31. Lean on me >(1989) A true story about a man who takes on a principle job at a run down school and works hard to bring it and the students back up to standard.

32. Stand by me (1986) 4 friends around 11 or so? decide to take a day's trip down the tracks to look at a dead body they heard about.. This is a star studded cast!

I am watching Running With Scissors

2007-04-10T23:04:00.001-04:00

E-Mail fun!!

2007-04-10T00:55:00.000-04:00

>Can you guess which of the following are true and
> which are false?
> >
> >1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at
> waking you up in the
> >morning.
> >
> >2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.
> >
> >3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2
> teeth every 10 years.
> >
> >4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's
> from being indoors a lot
> >more.
> >
> >5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even
> your heart!
> >
> >6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
> >
> >7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog
> bites every minute.
> >
> >8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't
> appear until they are 2-6
> >years old.
> >
> >9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5
> years waiting in lines.
> >
> >10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
> >
> >11. The average housefly lives for one month.
> >
> >12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each
> year.
> >
> >13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when
> straightened.
> >
> >14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a
> minute.
> >
> >15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any
> other time of day.
> >
> >16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
> >
> >17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in
> the sand is to search
> >for
> >water.
> >
> >18. The only two animals that can see behind
> themselves without turning
> >their
> >heads are the rabbit and the parrot.
> >
> >19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles
> in "An Officer and a
> >Gentleman" and "Tootsie."
> >
> >20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South
> Carolina State Anthem.
> >
> >21. In most television commercials advertising
> milk, a mixture of white
> >paint and a little thinner is used in place of the
> milk.
> >
> >22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel
> on the same airplane,
> >just in case there is a crash.
> >
> >23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in
> 1903 used a tomato can
> >for
> >a carburetor.
> >
> >24. Most hospitals make money by selling the
> umbilical cords cut from
> >women
> >who give birth. They are used in vein transplant
> surgery.
> >
> >25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana.
> They were 7th cousins.
> >
> >26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it
> would be green.
> >
> >Answers . . .
> >
> >They are all TRUE . . . interesting !
>

More movie's I've seen the last few weeks.....

2007-03-27T23:37:00.000-04:00

I wanted to add to this post!!!!!
A few months ago I watched a movie called "STAY" Staring Ryan Gosling
A very strange movie I really enjoyed it SOOOOO Rent it!!!

1. Blood Diamond > About a man named Solomon Bo who is separated from his family and forced to work in the diamond camps in Africa .. His son is later captured and brain washed into becoming a child soldier.. Solomon finds a very rare and large pink diamond and hides it.. Danny Archer (Leonardo Di Caprio) Over hears that Solomon has found this diamond and offers Solomon the dream of reuniting with his family and a new life if he takes him to the diamond.. Set in the Sierra Leone Civil War in 1999..This movie gives an in depth look at the government and rebel forces in Africa..
This is an emotionally moving film and I would recommend it to anyone..

2. The Number 23 > About a married man Walter Sparrow who's wife gives him a book she found in a book store to read about the number 23.. He becomes obsessed with the book and believes the book was wrote about him..
Very good movie..Jim Carey is exceptional! He brings every aspect of acting from dark and sexy to easy going and funny .. Just watch it..

Other movies

3.Children of Men... 2.5 out of 5 >Good story line though!

4. 300 .. 3 out of 5.. Excellent fight scenes and picture!

5. Meet the Robinson's.. 4 out of 5 .. Great kids movie..First one I have wanted to watch to the finish in a long time!

6. Man of the year..3.5 out of 5 .. This was a funny film and I just love Robin Williams!

Rocky Balboa

2007-03-27T22:49:00.000-04:00

Growing up in the 80's watching movies like Rocky.. I was excited to hear that Rocky Balboa was on it's way to the movie store..
The movie reveals what happened to Rocky after his last fight... Things aren't too good for him these days.. Suffering loses and distance from his son.. Rocky is lonely and feels a huge void in his life.. At 50 years old.. Rocky is put into a "virtual" fight with Mason 'The Line' Dixon the new heavy weight champion of the world..Which is displayed on Sport Center.. The virtual fight reveals that if Rocky was in his prime he would win the fight against Mason..
This movie was what I thought..The beginning of the end.. Rocky's happy ending..
Sylvester Stallone gave a great performance in betraying Rocky as a down to earth easy going all around nice guy..And my god! Did he look fit in this movie..With only one fight in this movie I would have to say that the fight was the best part.. I rewound the fight to watch it again. Anyway..I'm not a movie critic but I wanted to write about this movie because I loved every minute of it.. hahaha I hope this didn't sound horrible..

LETTER TO HUSBAND

2007-03-19T23:30:00.000-04:00

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know

about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into

the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so

please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I

accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The

garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt

when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will

forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I

am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

XXX

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

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2007-03-02T22:13:00.000-05:00

A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,

"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"

The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala

where they enjoyed a few joints.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry"

and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far

over and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and

helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,

"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he

was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,

got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked

into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was

sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

"Hey you!"

So the koala looked down at him and said,

"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.....

How much water did you drink?!!"

2007-02-19T01:01:00.000-05:00

A hockey joke that only a Canadian could appreciate!

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto,
when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the
other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and
twists, breaking the dog's neck...
A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over
to interview the boy. "Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend from Vicious
animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Leafs
fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I
just assumed you were" said the reporter and starts again. "Little
Jays Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack," he continued writing
in his notebook.

"I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said. "I assumed
everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or a Jays fan. What team do
you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan."
the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and
writes, "Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family
Pet."

2007-02-15T09:30:00.000-05:00

2007-02-14T14:46:00.000-05:00

NEW FORM OF KIDNAPPING
Please take a minute to read this. This is very scary and could
happen to any of us.. Seems like every nice thing people do for one
another can be perverted. A new twist on kidnapping from a very smart
survivor:
About a month ago there was a woman standing by the mall entrance
passing out flyers to all the women going in. The woman had written
the flyer herself to tell about an experience she had, so that she
might warn other women. The previous day, this woman had finished
shopping, went out to her car and discovered that she had a flat.
She got the jack out of the trunk and began to change the flat. A
nice man dressed in a business suit and carrying a briefcase walked
up to her and said, "I noticed you're changing a flat tire.
Would you like me to take care of it for you?" The woman was
Grateful for his offer and accepted his help.
They chatted amiably while the man changed the flat, and then put
the flat tire and the jack in the trunk, shut it and dusted his
hands off..
The woman thanked him profusely, and as she was about to get in
her car, the man told her that he left his car around on the other
side of the mall, and asked if she would mind giving him a lift
to his car.
She was a little surprised and she asked him why his car was on
other side.
He explained that he had seen an old friend in the mall that he
hadn't seen for some time and they had a bite to eat, visited
for a while, and he got turned around in the mall and left through the
wrong exit, and now he was running late.. The woman hated to tell
him "no" because he had just rescued her from having to change her
flat tire all by herself, but she felt uneasy. (Trust that gut feeling!)

Then she remembered seeing the man put his briefcase in her trunk
before shutting it and before he asked her for a ride to his car.
She told him that she'd be happy to drive him around to his car,
But she just remembered one last thing she needed to buy.
(Smart woman!!)
She said she would only be a few minutes; he could sit down in
her car and wait for her; she would be as quick as she could be.
She hurried into the mall, and told a security guard what had
happened, the guard came out to her car with her, but the man had
left. They opened the trunk, took out his locked briefcase and
took it down to the police station.
The police opened it (ostensibly to look for ID so they could
return it to the man). What they found was rope, duct tape, and
knives. When the police checked her "flat" tire, there was nothing
wrong with it; the air had simply been let out. It was obvious
what the man's intention was, and obvious that he had carefully
thought it out in advance. The woman was blessed to have escaped
harm. (Amen?thank you, God!)
How much worse it would have been if she had children with her and
had them wait in the car while the man fixed the tire, or if she
had a baby strapped into a car seat? Or if she'd gone against her
judgment and given him a lift?

Fuck Valentines day

2007-02-14T03:06:00.002-05:00

I was forced to sign up for the new blogger... I feel the burn..

2007-02-06T23:25:00.000-05:00

Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:

8:00 am Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am A walk in
the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm Wow! Watched TV with my master! Heavenly!
11:00 pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily
Diary:

Day 683 of my captivity:
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates are fed hash
or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up
my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape..
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made
condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The
audacity! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.
I was placed in solitary confinement
for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that
my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what
this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released --and
seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The
bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the
guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My
captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so
he is safe....... For now....

Email Fun

2007-02-06T23:23:00.000-05:00

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?" "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story
about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of
whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so
it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty
enemy troops.

She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed
four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last
Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your
daddy tell you from this horrible story?"

"Stay the fuck away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking."

Hahahaha Go figure

2007-02-06T10:59:00.000-05:00

What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract unstable people! Congrats, you are an 'insane' magnet, and you probably have no idea why. Something about your mix of styles, how you walk not just 'one' lifestyle, but appear to have a foot in them all. To the insane, you appear to be a beacon of hope and they will flock to you, like it or not. But, they ARE insane. Lucky for you, the insane tend to be the best sexual lovers, just the rest of the package deal may not be for you.
You attract Yuppies!
You attract artsy people!
You attract geeks!
You attract rednecks!
You attract models!
What type of person do you attract? Quizzes for MySpace

A yuppie is....
You attract the very well-dressed, job oriented type of people. They usually have their finances together, are 'middle of the road' on most topics, generally happy with the 'main-stream' of things. If it is stability you are after, these are good people to attract, if you seek adventure, it may be time for an overhaul.

Hopefully I end up with my runner up!

I get this alot from these things.. Maybe I should take that as a hint?

2007-02-01T10:00:00.000-05:00

Your Hidden Talent

You have the power to persuade and influence others.
You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.
The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it.
Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think!

What's Your Hidden Talent?

My livingroom is yellow...Ma bedroom is purple

2007-02-01T02:46:00.000-05:00

You Should Paint Your Room Yellow

Bright and bold, yellow is truly the color of inspiration.
Your yellow room will drive you to think clearly, develop new ideas, and be organized.
Yellow is also energizing and very powerful. So don't expect to rest in there!

What Color Should You Paint Your Room?

I got excited when reading the washing with soap part hahahha I am a pig

2007-02-01T02:08:00.000-05:00

Your Mind is NC-17 Rated

You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap.
If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you!

Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

2007-01-31T01:15:00.000-05:00

Sitting here watching Conan..hahaha I love that guy... Soooo I got ma car back... I payed more to fix the slut then I did when I bought it..
Saturday I went to Lacantina with ma sista.. We chose to sing Patience by G&R.. So it was our turn and we were standing up there getting ready to sing... When "I love rock and roll" Comes on... We stand there confused.. Like um..This isn't our song?
The dj looks at us and says... "Just go with it." Hahahahha That fucking asshole did it un purpose! So we bitched until the words came up and then started singing..
I think were going to go to Fat Moes next time... Just so we were satisfied we jumped up on stage and sang with a few people.. hahaha
Had a few people over on Saturday.. Got hammed.. B put a safety pin threw his cheek to prove he wasn't a bitch hahaha ... He was trying to one up ma buddy Paul cause he put a pin in both arms hahaha B and Paul were calling Chris a pussy cause he wouldn't take a shot of whiskey...At like 730am .. So I took the shot and poured it in a beer bottle.. You would think that would end the fight... Ah but no he was gonna drink it anyway... Sooo I spit in the bottle... Ha!!! No one was gonna drink it then!!!! You would think ... Wouldn't you? hahahaha No booze goes un drunken in this house! Wasn't a bad night...Landlord only came down to tell us to shut up twice... I need to move... Cause ma parties don't end at 1am.. Yes this is when ma landlord asked me to end ma future parties... Fackem

2007-01-30T21:21:00.000-05:00

Your Greed Quotient: 35%

You're a little greedy, but generally you don't let your desire get the better of you.
You know that good things will come to you - as long as you wait your turn!

How Much Greed Do You Have?

Does this mean I'm needy? Hahahaha I hope not!

2007-01-30T21:09:00.000-05:00

Your Love Number is 8

Your confidence and passion draws people in.
You've got a powerful personality, and you tend to take the lead in relationships.
Protective and dominant, you like to keep a short leash on your sweetie.
And that works out well for you, as long as you don't get with another strong personality!

What Is Your Love Number?

Ya sooooo I'm not the smartest cookie but what can I say...

2007-01-30T20:45:00.000-05:00

Your IQ Is 90

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average

Your General Knowledge is Average

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

2007-01-23T17:51:00.000-05:00

I watched this movie.. It's more like a documentary.. And it moved me.. It made me reevaluate my life and what is important to me...

An Inconvenient Truth

LETS GET FUCKING SERIOUS FOR A MINUTE

2007-01-20T00:45:00.000-05:00

SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT:
More than 52,000 Europeans Died from Heat in Summer 2003

EarthPolicy

WHAT IS GLOBAL WARMING? This info can be found at...

Climatecrisis

Carbon dioxide and other gases warm the surface of the planet naturally by trapping solar heat in the atmosphere. This is a good thing because it keeps our planet habitable. However, by burning fossil fuels such as coal, gas and oil and clearing forests we have dramatically increased the amount of carbon dioxide in the EarthÃƒÂÃ’s atmosphere and temperatures are rising.

The vast majority of scientists agree that global warming is real, itÃƒÂÃ’s already happening and that it is the result of our activities and not a natural occurrence.1 The evidence is overwhelming and undeniable.

WeÃƒÂÃ’re already seeing changes. Glaciers are melting, plants and animals are being forced from their habitat, and the number of severe storms and droughts is increasing.

The number of Category 4 and 5 hurricanes has almost doubled in the last 30 years.2

Malaria has spread to higher altitudes in places like the Colombian Andes, 7,000 feet above sea level.3

The flow of ice from glaciers in Greenland has more than doubled over the past decade.4

At least 279 species of plants and animals are already responding to global warming, moving closer to the poles.5

If the warming continues, we can expect catastrophic consequences.

Deaths from global warming will double in just 25 years -- to 300,000 people a year.6

Global sea levels could rise by more than 20 feet with the loss of shelf ice in Greenland and Antarctica, devastating coastal areas worldwide.7

Heat waves will be more frequent and more intense.

Droughts and wildfires will occur more often.

The Arctic Ocean could be ice free in summer by 2050.8

More than a million species worldwide could be driven to extinction by 2050.9

There is no doubt we can solve this problem. In fact, we have a moral obligation to do so. Small changes to your daily routine can add up to big differences in helping to stop global warming. The time to come together to solve this problem is now ÃƒÂÃ– TAKE ACTION !!!!!

Get off your ass!!! Do something!

Recycle!

Walk or ride a bike!

Leave your thermostat at 70!

Turn your damn lights off!

Get an e-test on your car and keep it clean!

Plant a fucking tree!

Don't litter!