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Thursday, January 26, 2006

PIGGY MART HAS MOVIES TO RENT FOR 99 CENTS...HAHAHHA I JUST REALIZED FOR THE FIRST TIME THAT THERE IS NO CENT SIGN ON A KEY BOARD HAHHAHAH... ANYWAY... STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE... SO I RENTED A MOVIE FROM PIGGY MART... AMERICAN PSYCHO TO BE EXACT... OH AND ALSO THAT ONE MOVIE THAT J-LO WAS IN THE DREAM MOVIE ..I DON'T KNOW... DO YOU EVER NOTICE THAT YOU CAN GO TO THE STORE TO RENT THE MOVIE BUT BRINGING IT BACK IS ALWAYS A BITCH? SO A WEEK GOES BY AND I HAVE PUT OFF BRINGING MY MOVIES BACK.. WHETS THE HARM? THEY STILL HAVE MY OLD NUMBER SO IT'S NOT LIKE THEY CAN CALL ME AND BUG ME ABOUT HAHAHA... SO A WEEK WENT BY AND I GET A PHONE CALL FROM A FRIEND OF MINE ... THAT SAYS " AMBER.... DID YOU RENT A MOVIE FROM PIGGY MART?"
"YA." I SAY... " WELL I KNOW SHE SAYS CAUSE THEY HAVE WRITTEN ON A HUGE FLUORESCENT SIGN.... DO YOU KNOW AMBER ******? IF SO SHE HAS SOME OF OUR MOVIES ... LET US KNOW AND GIVE US HER #..." ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? THE WORST PART WAS THAT NOT TOO LONG AFTER THAT A GIRL FROM THE STORE CALLS ME AND SAYS THAT SHE JUST WANTS THE MOVIE SHE WILL COME AND GET IT...THAT SHE GOT IN A TON OF TROUBLE FROM THE OWNERS CAUSE SHE WAS THE ONE WHO RENTED TO ME.... SO SHE CAME AND GOT THE MOVIE AND EVEN BROUGHT ME A COFFEE FROM TIMMYS....HAHAHAH I HAVE NOT TRIED TO RENT A MOVIE FROM THERE SINCE...






SONGS I HAVE FREQUENT

DOS-CHEVELLE
CHANGE-BLIND MELON
DANCE DANCE-FALL OUT BOYS
BITCH-SEVENDUST
ANYTHING FROM SYSTEM OF A DOWN

4 Comments:

Blogger GetFlix said...

Do the same thing again, but this time rent a porno.

10:48 PM  
Blogger H.M. Stryx said...

Well, that's why I don't go out anymore. That, and I have people compare me to American Psycho. It's got to be the business cards...

5:54 PM  
Blogger Anti said...

Heh, Amber; but they should have known a sexpot like you would never return a piggy.

I kill me sometimes.

12:17 PM  
Blogger Queenie said...

OMFG!
Too funny.

Q

6:50 PM  

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