WHAT'S CARTMEN UP TO?
THIS MORNING CARTMEN WAS SINGING...
Cartman (singing): I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face
THIS AFTERNOON CARTMEN WAS SAYING...
Cartman: Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpa's balls dude.
AFTER SCHOOL CARTMEN WAS NOTICING....
Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina
THIS EVENING CARTMEN CAME TO REALIZE...
Cartman: Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.
posted by Terrible lie @ 9:56 PM
1 Comments:
BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA...
CartMen rules.
Also to add:
"U guys. Lissen to this sweeet song I jus' wrote; It's called "I hate U guys". It goes: "...'specially Kenny. I-haate-him-the-most..."
B@Peace, pooopykins.
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