SMELL MY HANDS

Do you ever get that itch? You know, the one right in your ass crack! The one that makes you jump when it comes out of nowhere.
It really sucks when your in class and you get that itch.
Or when your walking down a busy road. You know what I'm talking about and you have to turn down a side street so you can stick your hands down there and scratch the shit out of it.
Then your hands smell like ass. That's always when you bump into someone you know and they get close enough to you that you think they can smell it.
doesn't that suck?