FUCKING MEN!!!!

Subject: Smart Women

FOR THE SMART WOMEN I KNOW AND THE MEN WHO CAN HANDLE IT
He said . . . I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in
it.
She said. .... . You wear pants don't you? *********************
He said . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea -- you stand by the ironing board while
I sit on the sofa and fart!
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He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
you?
She said . . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows me everywhere"
Written just below it. .... . "I do not"
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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to
do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
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Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
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Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
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Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
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Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know, it has never happened.
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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
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Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
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