I have thins Friend..Her name is Courtney.. We have been friends since we were practically born cause our moms were good friends.. Cortney and I were bad children.. She wasn't a very good influence at all.. Too sweet little girls walk into a candy store and come out with 5 dollars worth of free candy.. She also thinks that everything we did as chilren was funny and feels the need to tell all my new friends about the embarrassing things we did when we were young.. She thinks the stories are just fucking hilarious.. Like when we used to make out with eachother.. And we were caught because my mother had my little sisters baby monitor on and heard everything.. Or when we used to make my little sister sit in the corner while we watched our moms porn.. I was such a horrible sister.. Anyway.. She tells my friends theses stories.. In much more detail and my friends are horrified.. You can never lose a friend that has a sense of humor like that cause they are the ones that keep the blood flowin..