And another small taste of what i stole...
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?
Could someone ever get addicted to counseling?
If so, how could you treat them?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?
But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
Do birds pee?
Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why is it at a Chinese restaurant an egg roll is called that when there is no egg in
posted by Terrible lie @ 4:40 PM
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ha ha.. found some more
why do they call them windows when there's now wind and there's no doe
why do they call them pineapple when there's no pine and there's no apple
why do they call them zippers they zip but they dont' purr
why do they call them guitars will there's no guts and there's no tar
Why do they call them french frys there's no french in them
What would they call it in france- canadian frys or american frys
You've been doing so many of these lists lately, i thought maybe you were confused. So i decided to help you out a little ;)
egg roll
n.
A usually deep-fried cylindrical casing of thin EGG DOUGH, filled with minced vegetables and often bits of seafood or meat.
Ok, now the one about the Little Mermaid is just hilarious. I need to tell that to my niece.
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No I wasnt making fun of your lists. I found them interesting. Infact its seems like more fun than plain and simple blogging:)
This has been a very angry football day for cbeck. He is most not pleased.
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