Some people try there whole life to get along with there inlaws...
Me on the other hand...Well lets just say I've never had much luck with them..
When I was 16 I went out with a guy we called mudford, he was a cutie, he was really nice and he always had really good weed. The first time I met Rons mother it was about 1am and I had just called Ron to see if I could get some weed from him. He said yes but I would have to come get it. He lived in the country. So the only thing I could do was... Steal my moms car and go out to Rons... But I couldn't drive..
So I grabbed my buddy Shaun to bring me to Rons, he wanted some weed anyway. My mom had no gas so I had to go next door to my granmothers and steal the gas can out of her shed...Little did I know that the gas can would also contain oil for the lawn mower and my mothers car would be fucked because of it. Anyway so I put the gas in the tank and shaun and I went to Mudfords house out in the boonies. When shaun and I get there the house is completely dark. Mudford does not seem to be coming out to meet me so I decided to meet him out front his house. It's a warm summer night and I have a cute little jean dress on.. i run to the front of the house and look up at his bedroom window, nothing... I start to the side of the house when I hear a friggin dog coming my way. Quickly I hide in the bushes at the side of the house to avoid getting eaten by Mudfords golden retriever... I can hear the dog sniffing back and forth around the house as I am getting eaten alive by mosquitoes.. It was bad I had been bitten atleast 12 times in only 5 minutes but I couldn't move. I can see shaun driving back a forth in front of the house...Totally giving away the fact that someone is here to Mudfords parents... Fifteen minutes go by and I cannot wait any longer I had to get out of those bushes before there would be nothing of me left... So I took a chance when I thought the dog was on the other side of the house I hauled ass down the side of the house reaching the front of the house toward the car... "Hey." I hear someone yell at me from the front of the house. I stop and look at the woman standing in her front yard. "Who the hell are you?" mudfords mother asks me. "I'm Rons girlfriend..." I say with little conviction, scared to death of what she was going to say. "Rons in bed young lady, now get the hell out of here." she said with a sort of humor in her tone. I walked toward the car cursing Mudford the entire way. His mother told him to go back to bed when I got there and he did like the bitch he was. Needless to say I broke up with him not too long after that... He just wasn't bad enough for me. And I didn't think his mother and I would ever hit it off.