*I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following
reasons: *
* *I do physical labour. *

* *I work at great depths. *

* *I plunge head first into everything I do. *

* *I do not get weekends or public holidays off. *

* *I work in a damp environment. *

* *I don’t get paid overtime. *

* *I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. *

* *I work in high temperatures. *

* *My work exposes me to contagious Diseases. *