A hockey joke that only a Canadian could appreciate!

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto,
when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the
other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and
twists, breaking the dog's neck...
A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over
to interview the boy. "Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend from Vicious
animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Leafs
fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I
just assumed you were" said the reporter and starts again. "Little
Jays Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack," he continued writing
in his notebook.

"I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said. "I assumed
everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or a Jays fan. What team do
you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan."
the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and
writes, "Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family
Pet."