LETTER TO HUSBAND
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into
the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so
please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I
accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The
garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt
when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will
forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I
am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX
P.S. Your girlfriend called.
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9 Comments:
Hah. Poor 'vette.
(That's why you get a seperate cell # for your girlfriends).
LOlzzzzzzz
poor husband
I guess that means the threesome is out of the question.
Ha ha ha ha! Cute!
(Got here via Dan's Blog)
Um...yeah! I agree. (With the wife, that is...)
Your probably too young to remember the film war of the roses but it is one of my all time favourites.This reminds me of it, thanks for the laugh.
I literally laughed out loud when I saw that!!! Thanks!
Hah! High-larious!
she killed his hard on!
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