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Monday, March 19, 2007

LETTER TO HUSBAND

To my darling husband,


Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know


about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into


the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so


please don't worry too much about me.


I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I


accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The


garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt


when it bumped into your car.


I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will


forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I


am enclosing a picture for you.


I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.








Your loving wife.


XXX






P.S. Your girlfriend called.



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9 Comments:

Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

Hah. Poor 'vette.

(That's why you get a seperate cell # for your girlfriends).

11:21 PM  
Blogger All Is Whole said...

LOlzzzzzzz
poor husband

4:40 AM  
Blogger GetFlix said...

I guess that means the threesome is out of the question.

11:27 PM  
Blogger TS said...

Ha ha ha ha! Cute!

(Got here via Dan's Blog)

12:50 AM  
Blogger Tracey said...

Um...yeah! I agree. (With the wife, that is...)

11:01 AM  
Blogger cathy said...

Your probably too young to remember the film war of the roses but it is one of my all time favourites.This reminds me of it, thanks for the laugh.

5:10 PM  
Blogger Ranting said...

I literally laughed out loud when I saw that!!! Thanks!

11:24 AM  
Blogger v said...

Hah! High-larious!

3:54 PM  
Blogger honkeie said...

she killed his hard on!

8:10 AM  

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