Pretty Much True....
VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
> Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
posted by Terrible lie @ 9:00 AM
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My first girlfriend (we were together for almost three years!!) was a Virgo. Allow me to translate.
Dominant In relationships = likes to be on top
Conservative = cheap
Always wants the last word = Always right
Argumentative = Bitchy
Worries = Did I miss something?
Very smart = Smart
Dislikes noise and chaos = Your family is loud.
Eager = In bed
Hardworking = In bed
Loyal = Until it's over
Beautiful = Beautiful
Easy to talk to = in bed
Hard to please = Hard to please
Harsh = Will never cry
Practical and very fussy = Picky Bitch
Often shy = Unless you have a penis
Pessimistic = Pessimistic
hahahahahahaha you are an ass!
well.... I cry all the time hahahha
And i am NOT cheap.. I spend my husbands money all the time ahahhaha....But seriouly..i have a good job... I hate LOUD noises!! I have a guy i support..He grinds his teeth..I drives me CRAZY! I am hard working ! I love my job! And I ALWAYS have to have the last word!!!!!!!
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