HOW MUCH ASS?

Ok.
Lets talk about ass.
When is the best time to give it up to your man?
I say holidays (Christmas,Easter,thanksgiving,birthdays,anniversary,ect...)
And special ocations. Like when your man comes home and tells you he got a raise. Shure you can fuck him good for that. But how much would he love you if you threw all little ass into the mix? Or when your man comes home with some beautiful flowers for no reason at all. Give that man some ass!
You see guys you don't want your girl to give it up too often cause then she would have a porno ass hole. Now see porno tits are nice. But porno ass is gross.
Thanks for listening I'm just glad I got that off my chest.
Please feel free to leave your thoughts on this.