A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man came in. He was so striking that the woman couldn’t take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for only $200.00.......on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just four words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed $200 from her purse, which she pressed into the man’s hand....along with her address. She then looked deeply into his eyes.......and slowly, and meaningfully, said...."Paint my fuckin house!"