On a lighter note..This was so good i thought..It touched me

Dirty Porn

Kathy Griffin - My Life On The D-List- Absuloutly Fucking Hilarious!! Worth Watching!!

The d-list 1





The D-List 2






The D-List 3





The D-List 4





The D-List 5 MY FAVORITE!!!! Sharon Stone

I kissed a girl

Danny Tanner waaass nooott gayyy

Got a raise at work YAY .. Although I am being investegated.. Yes ... Investegated! I'm have no idea what it could be for but I am shitting myself wondering! I thought about just quitting my job.. Alot has changed since I started.. But I should just bite the bullet and face the heat.. My meeting is on the 23rd.. Hopefully I still have a job.. If not..Oh well.. I will have to just find another one.. I was trying to think why I could be in trouble.. It may be because of my driving.. Training students.. I may have gotten a complaint.. We will see..

Couldn't have been more dead on!

What Amber-Lee Harper Means

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated. You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want. You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way! You are full of energy. You are spirited and boisterous. You are bold and daring. You are willing to do some pretty outrageous things. Your high energy sometimes gets you in trouble. You can have a pretty bad temper at times. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something. You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense. You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person. You are influential and persuasive. You tend to have a lot of power over people. Generally, you use your powers for good. You excel at solving other people's problems. Occasionally, you do get a little selfish and persuade people to do things that are only in your interest.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Funny .. Who would have thought that a child could say it better then any of us??

What Love means to a 4-8 year old . . .

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?'

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:






'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.'

Rebecca- age 8



'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.'

Billy - age 4



'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.'

Karl - age 5




'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.'

Chrissy - age 6




'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.'

Terri - age 4





'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.'

Danny - age 7




'Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.
My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss'

Emily - age 8



'Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.'

Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)



'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,'

Nikka - age 6








'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.'

Noelle - age 7








'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.'

Tommy - age 6








'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.

He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.'

Cindy - age 8








'My mommy loves me more than anybody
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.'

Clare - age 6








'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.'

Elaine-age 5








'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.'

Chris - age 7








'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.'

Mary Ann - age 4








'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.'

Lauren - age 4








'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.' (what an image)

Karen - age 7








'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.'

Mark - age 6








'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.'

Jessica - age 8








And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge.

The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.

The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.

Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said,

'Nothing, I just helped him cry'

Pretty Much True....

VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
> Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.