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Monday, December 18, 2006

Ten things I would never do...

Now I must say.. There are not too many things I would never do.. Although I am sure I can come up with ten ...

1. Kill a person
2. Give up my son
3. Cut myself...That's creepy!
4. Do needles ( That's just sick.)
5. Be anyone's bitch.. Your my bitch...Bitch..
6. Buy booze instead of groceries... I hate those people..
7. Um... Man this is hard... I've done a lot of stupid things...I have been working on this for 2 days ... Sooo lets start a

THINGS I WILL NEVER DO AGAIN LIST.... Oh.. And don't fucking judge me!!! If you do..Awe well fuck ya...

1. Steel a car

2. Smoke crack in the bathroom of a coffee shop

3. Steel from my grandmother... I know.. It's low...But she is rich and I was 14?

4. Take my mothers antique units and try to sell them at the pawn shop

5. Live in a student/drug house.

6. Do a B&E

7. Garage hop for tools and dope

8. Have sex on someone's front lawn in the rain...Unless it's on a back street this time...

9. Hitch hike on a major highway.. I have a car now hahaha

10. Get in random guys car.. Go to their place and let them strip for me while I put money in their pants... Okay...I'd probably do that again!

11. Take acid.. I don't think I could handle the buzz on anymore.. But man... Good FUCKIN times!!!

12. Do a dine and dash.. I don't mind paying these days

13. Break into a beer store on May 24.. Once in a life time... (So I hear)

14. Eat at a shelter...hahaha

15. Cheat on a boyfriend..Too much drama...Too many tears..

16. Swim in my home town river after the bar... It's friggin gross I don't know how I ever did it?

17. Start a fight for no reason...I'm a grownup now..

18. Pan handle at Big Bear

19. Do lines with the Hispanics in Detroit..First time you get a gun held to your head is the last!

20. Have sex with a girl... I like the cock.. And it was just weird...

21. Smuggle booze from the States on a boat in the dark

22. Sleep on the floor of a bank

23. Sleep in a blue box..I know this is a turn on..

24. Be mean to my sister..I love her and I'm sorry

25. Let my mother in my house alone...

26. Try to drive stick..I don't wanna die..But thank you Yohanna for trying..

27. Be a WWE fan... Wrestle Mania 7..Bitches I was there... But now a days.. I have my own soaps to watch..I don't need another..

28. Make a porn...So my boyfriend can show his friends...

29. Go to jail... Spent enough time there when I was a teenager

30. Continue this list cause you already know too much Hahahah Not that I have ever held back..




I was tagged by Starbender
And I am now tagging............


Teddy


Lost One



It's No Picknick!!

Bombs are flying
People are dying
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too
Cancer is killing
Texaco's spilling
The whole world has gone to hell
And how are you?

I’m super, thanks for asking
All things considered I couldn't be better
I must say
I’m feeling super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
don’t you think I look cute in this hat

I’m so sorry
Mr. Cripple
But I just can’t feel too bad for you right now
Because I’m feeling so insanely super
that even the fact that you can’t walk can’t bring me down

(people)
He’s super, thanks for asking
All things considered he couldn't be better
He must say
(big gay al)
I’m super
No nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
don’t you think I look cute in this hat
These little pants
This matching tie I got at Merv's
I’m super
(People)
In the barracks and the trenches as well
(Big Gay Al)
Stick 'em up!
(People)
Big gay Al says do ask, do tell
(Big Gay Al)
Skittles
(People)
yes he's super and he's proud to be fay!
(Big Gay Al)
Ok
(People)
Everything is super when you’re GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!
When your GAY!



There are times when you get suckered in,
to drug's alcohol, and sex with woman, mmm k,
But it's when you do these thing's too much,
that you've become an addict,
(starts singing)
and must get back in tooouuuch

::chorus::
You can do it,
It's all up to you mmm k
With a little plan you can change your life today.
You don't have to spend your life being addicted to smack,
Homeless on the streets giving head jobs for crack.
Follow my plan and very soon you well seeeeee,
It's a easy mmm k.
Step one, instead of ass say buns,
like kiss my buns, or your a bunshole!

Step two, instead of shit say poo,
as in cold poo,poo head, and this poo is cold.

Step three,with bitch drop the t,
because bich is the latin word for generosityyyyyyy.

Step four, don't say fuck anymore,
'cause fuck is the worst word that you can say,
so just use the word mmm k!

(all sing chorus x2)

mmmmmmmmk
mmk
haha, mmk...

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Can't even watch Much Music anymore cause all it is .. Is a bunch of reality shows and crappy music... Makes me sick..
Anyway
I put my tree up.. Let my boy and his friends decorate it.. Getto fabulous.. But it is there for him and he loves it.. Just finished sweeping a ton of sparkles off my floor...From one end of the house to the other.. Oh those bitches are going in the trash.. No more crafts with sparkles.. I think they poured sparkles on the cat cause he was covered and the furniture is now covered along with my face I've noticed..
Went to a Lakers game tonight with my boy and my two nephews.. The town hockey team.. It was pretty fun.. They tied.. Should have won but the visiting team scored less then a minute remaining in the last period.. The Steelers are doing better as of this week.. They played on Thursday which the NFL seems to be doing more often? The Steelers need to win every game here on out.. Which you can bet your ass wont happen.. I'm telling you.. If Ben can't do it then sit him out and bring out the 2nd string Charlie Batch cause Ben put himself in the situation he is in...Well with the crash... I figure he couldn't stop the surgery.. Ward is injured.. So is Polamalu. And I still can't believe they got rid of plaxico.. I could pull my fucking hair out wondering why? My two favorite players left would have to be Porter and Parker of coarse... Parker ran for 200 plus yards for 30 carries last game and I know he is only going to get better.. Just waiting on Ben to give his head a fucking shake and start playing some fucking FOOTBALL!!! I haven't watched much this year cause I'm sooo fucking mad.. But I will Be more dedicated next year... I do know that Dallas will choke as usual.. They lost last week..They are bums.. Hahahaha Not that I give a shit.. Parcells isn't going to stick around.. He'll get fed up with the disappointment and walk away... Watch... As for T.O .. When he was playing for the Eagles... Long before they decided where T.O was going I knew Dallas was going to pick him up..
He has his moments but I wouldn't want him on my team I'd be pissed if he went to Pittsburgh.. K rambling about a bunch of shit honestly ..I don't know too much about.. Sorry if I bored you.. hahah no IM not...
Song of the day>5 Minutes Alone>Pantera!!! Seen them in concert.. Almost as good as Slipknot...Almost...

I leave you with this...

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Monday, December 11, 2006

Went out Saturday.. Went to Kevins work Christmas party.. It was pretty fun.. A lot of old people but that didn't stop me from getting completely shit faced! The stand up comedian was pretty dry.. I sat at our table (front row) hammered making my own punchlines to his jokes haha before you know it I got the whole table started and the comedian said he wasn't even looking at our table.. hahah We were nice tho.. The music sucked but I am not the type who can listen to "Save a horse ride a cowboy." And get excited about it.. So I slammed a few more shots of whiskey and finished my beer.. Before you know it I was dancing to "SoS" like a champ hahha I got my ass smacked so hard finger print bruises remain haha My girlfriend smoked a joint and she had to learn how to inhale.. So by midnight she was puking and we took her home hahah .. My sister called and before you knew it I was on the road again heading for Sarnia to start the real party.. Needless to say.. I shouldn't have been driving .. I got lost on my way and noticed my tank was empty.. I called my girlfriend Carolyn and asked her if she knew where I was and how to get to Sarnia from where I was..
I ended up parking my car and she came and got me.. AWE!!! What a good friend!!! She gave me ride .. I don't remember what time I went to bed that night but I would have to say ..My night was just okay...It could have been better!!!
I got some offers hahah I met this guy that was at the Christmas party next door to mine when I was out smoking.. We got to talking and he told me that he would break up with his girlfriend right then and we could hook up hahah I just laughed and told him no thank you .. That I didn't feel like getting my ass kicked hahah
I also got a few "If I ever split up with my wife. I'm giving you a call."
We were the life of the party haha But then again... That doesn't surprise me...
No one knows how to party anymore!!

My song of the day>Tear Away>Drowning Pool> I love this shit!

I will leave you with this...

Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?

Saturday, December 09, 2006

I'm bored...So here's some funny shirts from "T-Shirt Hell" I love this place man!!!









Friday, December 08, 2006

Boredom is setting in.. I rented two movies tonight and my boy is having a sleep over with a few friends.. I am being soccer mom tonight haha
I don't mind really.. But I have one.. And I only plan on having the one..
I refuse to be the girl with the five (plus) kids staying home and cooking dinner every night. In five years my boy will be twelve and I will be 31.. In my prime and ready for anything.. There are soooo many things I still want to do with my life and I refer to the list Have you ever?
I want so much more then what I have given my self.. I want more passion haha More parties.. I want to see more places.. I want more hobbies.. Everything most girls my age probably want haha..
I am positive that one day.. Someone is going to sweep me off my feet and be everything I ever wanted.. And want all the same things I do... I will NOT settle for less!!!
Song of the day>Poem>Taproot.. Download it peoplez!!!
And I will leave you will this..

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Well it's Thursday night and I really wanted to go out tonight!!! But things don't always go my way.. I am going out on Saturday with a girlfriend from work.. To her boyfriends work Christmas party.. Should be fun! They are having a stand up comic.. I just want to play some poker and get bloody shmamered! So next week Sarahi it is on biotch (love ya) We are dragging K-T out whether she likes it or not!!! And Emily will come hahah she is up for anything!!! (That's my girl!!!) I can still remember smoking doobies playing Super Nintendo!!!! Mario Brother's still faken ROCKSSSSS!!!!
The song of the day today is.... Mudvayne>Fall into Sleep> Download it peoplez
And I will leave you with this...

Cartman: If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'Hey. Why don't you stop ... Dressing me like a mailman ... uh, and making me dance for you ... While you go and ... Smoke crack in your bedroom ... And have sex with ... Some guy ... I don't even know. On my dad's bed.
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

It got weird...Didn't it? HAHAHAHA!



When we walk through the door they probably all say "Sigh... Here we go again."
Yes we are loud and we like to party. We yell out obnoctious , uncalled for things and laugh. Not your regular laugh.. But that high pitch Roseanne Bar kinda laugh if you can call it that hahahha. My sister and I are the two shit faced, hyperactive young ladies (hahaha) sitting front row watching and singing along with the band. Screaming out requests. Now don't take me the wrong way... We get everyone who came to the bar thinking "meh" In the mood to party!!! We talk to anyone and everyone... We don't get in fights or hoe it up with every good looking guy at the bar... You live one life... You go to work you pay the bills and you come home... So make every night out a night to fucking remember!!! And make every person you see that night remember you in the morning!!!

Friday, December 01, 2006

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