IT'S JUST NOT FARE!!!!

Why are all the good guys gay?
I think the cute guy in my class is gay.
He folded beds with me in class. I wanted to lick him.
But please don't tell him that I don't want to scare him.
I really want to go shopping with a gay guy.
I need a gay friend!

I'm felling the pressures of school already I want to cry.