WEAR THIS ASSHOLE!
Favorite t-shirt quotes!
1. Michael Jackson didn't molest those children
He made love to them
2. Friends is over
kill your self
3. If your close enough to read this
You know have SARS
4. Do we have to have a presindent?
5. I support single moms
6. There are two people fucking on the back of this t-shirt
Just kidding believe in Jesus
7. I fucked the Olsen twins
Before they were famous
8. Talk nerdy to me
9. I'm here to kill you
next time keep that chain letter going
10. Show me on the doll were to touch you
11. You cant have manslaughter without laughter
12. The price is wrong bitch
13. Alcohol
It's not just for breakfast anymore
14. Mace just makes me hornier
15. If you think my t-shirt is tight
16. Your little princess
Is my little Whore
17. What would Jesus do?(for a klondike bar)
18. Asthma is sexy
19. Cows don't get mad
They get even
20. Look at my chest when IM talking to you!
21. If your offended by this shirt
Show me your tits!
22. Weapon of ass destruction
23. Take a picture.....
Masterbate to it later
posted by Terrible lie @ 4:31 PM
4 Comments:
#9 made me fall off my chair. I always end those things.
my fav: "Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number."
i have added you as link to my blog cause i think you are just that cool.
thanks for being you,
KJB
oops..i meant to comment to the jack handey stuff
but i still think you're rad.
but now you are NOT added as a link to my blog.
just kidding.
KJB
thank u kjb i ejoy doing it!
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