OH SHIT

ANOTHER YEAR..ANOTHER CHRISTMAS PARTY GONE BY...
I WILL NEVER AGAIN MIX ...COCOANUT RUM, TEQUILA, WHISKEY, RASPBERRY VODKA AND BEER AGAIN.... MAN I PUKED LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER...
I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH FROM THAT NIGHT BUT I DO KNOW THAT I SPENT THE WHOLE NEXT DAY IN BED SICK AS A DOG...
I GUESS SOME HANDI CAPPED WOMEN GRABBED MY ASS IN THE BATHROOM...BUT I JUST KEPT WASHING MY HANDS AND WALKED OUT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED LOL...
I WAS REALLY NICE TO PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN LIKE...THAT'S WHEN YOU KNOW IM DRUNK FOSHO!
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!!! I AM NOT TAKING MY CAR TO THE BAR AGAIN!!! TUCK MY KEYS AWAY!!!!