Three guys die and go to heaven. Saint Peter meets them and says, "I’ll let u each into heaven but first u must tell me the meaning of Easter." So the first guy says, "Man this easy. Easter is when everyone dresses up in costumes and gets candy and plays tricks on each other. Its great!" " No" says Saint Peter, "Thats Halloween." He turns to the second guy, "Can u tell me the meaning of Easter?". The second guy goes, "Man thats easy! Easter is when that fat guy comes down your chimney and everyone gets presents. Man its great!" "No!" says Saint Peter, "Thats Christmas!" So being a little disappointed he turns to the third guy and says, "I suppose u cant tell me the meaning of Easter." Well" says the third guy, "u see Jesus died for our sins upon Calvary and they put him in this hole. And after three..." "WAIT wait wait" says Saint Peter, "Hey u two guys get back here and listen to this. We got someone that knows what he’s talking about. I’m sorry, please continue." "Well u see Jesus died for our sins upon Calvary and they put him in this hole. And after three days if he comes out and sees his shadow we have six more weeks of winter."