Went out Saturday.. Went to Kevins work Christmas party.. It was pretty fun.. A lot of old people but that didn't stop me from getting completely shit faced! The stand up comedian was pretty dry.. I sat at our table (front row) hammered making my own punchlines to his jokes haha before you know it I got the whole table started and the comedian said he wasn't even looking at our table.. hahah We were nice tho.. The music sucked but I am not the type who can listen to "Save a horse ride a cowboy." And get excited about it.. So I slammed a few more shots of whiskey and finished my beer.. Before you know it I was dancing to "SoS" like a champ hahha I got my ass smacked so hard finger print bruises remain haha My girlfriend smoked a joint and she had to learn how to inhale.. So by midnight she was puking and we took her home hahah .. My sister called and before you knew it I was on the road again heading for Sarnia to start the real party.. Needless to say.. I shouldn't have been driving .. I got lost on my way and noticed my tank was empty.. I called my girlfriend Carolyn and asked her if she knew where I was and how to get to Sarnia from where I was..
I ended up parking my car and she came and got me.. AWE!!! What a good friend!!! She gave me ride .. I don't remember what time I went to bed that night but I would have to say ..My night was just okay...It could have been better!!!
I got some offers hahah I met this guy that was at the Christmas party next door to mine when I was out smoking.. We got to talking and he told me that he would break up with his girlfriend right then and we could hook up hahah I just laughed and told him no thank you .. That I didn't feel like getting my ass kicked hahah
I also got a few "If I ever split up with my wife. I'm giving you a call."
We were the life of the party haha But then again... That doesn't surprise me...
No one knows how to party anymore!!

My song of the day>Tear Away>Drowning Pool> I love this shit!

I will leave you with this...

Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?