Family Guy-Peter get's a Prostate Exam

I've downloaded too many movies and I was kicked off the Internet for 24 hours.. When they let me back on.. I seemed my Internet was as slow as dial up.. Oh I was pissed!! I thought I had a virus.. But I woke up this morning and it worked just fine so all is well...
I have a wedding on Saturday..I went to the States and bought a dress at JC Penny's ..I fucking love that place!! My dress looks like Tinker Bells dress from Peter Pan hahahah it's cute.. I need a tan though and I went to Heidi's house today so we could tan in her back yard.. Of coarse there was and over cast most the day so we didn't get to tan as much as we wanted... I also have that drivers tan..Where one arm is more tanned then the other..Attractive I know..
I'm still addicted to Facebook.. Along with 10 million other people..


I've been downloading movies..
I watched "Lady in the water" GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rise of the silver surfer.......... GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!!!!
Spider Man 3........ Not too shabby.. Lots of action but too much crying and whining
Hot Fuzz..... Fucking hilarious!! I would recommend it..And if you didn't like it then there is something seriously wrong with you... There is just something peaceful about watching an old lady get drop kicked in the face
Knocked Up...... It was pretty good.. There are a few laugh out louds in this movie

Wanting to see

I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry!!!

Two straight, single Brooklyn firefighters (Sandler, James) pretend to be a gay couple in order to receive domestic partner benefits.

I've become addicted to facebook... It's true and I have been avoiding my blog..
I went out this weekend and had a fantastic two day's of bumps, bombs, and beers!! But this is what I looked and felt like before I went to bed Sunday morning....

favorite moments >> famgy guy

1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when
a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

2) OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note
from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not
necessarily those of his parents."

3) KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the bottle. During her
struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer
the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's
hitting the bottle."

4) MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's
locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies
grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

5) POLICE #1
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was
interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at
my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued
writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask
the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well,
then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my
shoe?"

6) POLICE #2
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the
station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking,
and I saw a little boy staring in at me "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

7) ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.
She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age,
particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her
staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself
for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and
whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

8) DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her
dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
"And why not, darling?, "he asked. "You know that it always gives you a
headache the next morning."


9) DEATH
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister
heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.
Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.
Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small
box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal
of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate
prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought
his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn,
and in the hole he goooes."

10) SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just
wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write
and they won't let me talk!"

11) BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he
fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He
picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf
that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found,"
the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment
in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."

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