If This Doesn't Get You In The Mood..I Don't Know What Will

How fascinating.. I find it so peculiar how different all Species are when it comes to mating.. Not in a million years would I have guess this one..
I think this also confirms..Slugs are gay?

Let's play a game..

Step 1: Put your media player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 50 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Bold out the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
Step 5: If you like the game post your own!



1. This is the first day of my last day's.

2.We chase misprinted lies, We face the path of time

3. So make sure you love like you've never been hurt
and when you dance, dance like there's no one watching you"

4. i wait all night for you,
the priceless coat you wear.
fox or chinchilla, beaver, it doesn't matter.
to me it's hair.

5. I know this comes as no surprise
but the wool's been pulled over our eyes for years
And all the while we sit with our legs crossed
as some poor bastard finds he's lost ten years

6. Summertime and the livin's easy
Bradley's on the microphone with Ras-MG
All the people in the dance will agree that
we're well qualified to
represent
the LBC

7.Kiss me on the forehead, angel, before I go to sleep. I can't remember if it's Thursday or December.

8. I am seeing tunnel vision in a world that's dark and cold
I cannot believe how much I've changed since the days of old
I know it's temporary but I need to focus straight
I cannot believe I lost control of my fate

9. Liberate... my madness!
(One of me, all of you)
Liberate... my madness!
I just want to...
Liberate... my madness!
(One of me, all of you)
Liberate... my madness!

10. Oh, a storm is threatning
My very life today
If I dont get some shelter
Oh yeah, Im gonna fade away

11. This Town has it's claws
Buried in my neck
This town- it takes lives
Without Mercy
Without Haste

12. It took so long to remember just what happened.
I was so young and vestal then,
you know it hurt me,
but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise

13. Don't live with shame, 'cause feelings change but fame remains
The reason why your gonna wanna take me home tonight

14. I've got a candle,
And I've got a spoon
I live in a hallway
With no doors and no rooms

15. Side stepped land mines and working class attitudes.

16. Something in the way she moves,
Attracts me like no other lover

17. Reverend, reverend, Is this a conspiracy? Crucified for no sins, No revenge... beneath me.

18. I picked you out of a crowd and talked to you
I said I liked your shoes
You said, "Thanks, can I follow you?"

19. Keep holding on
When my brain's tickin' like a bomb

20. So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.

21. Conversion, software version 7.0
looking at life through the eyes of a tired hub.

22. Its still getting worse after everything I tried.
What if I found a way to wash it all aside.

23. I got up feeling so down,I got off being sold out.

24. I watched you change
Into a fly

25. Walkin' in the park just the other day, baby,
What do you, what do you think I saw?

26. Everytime that I look in the mirror,
All these lines on my face gettin clearer

27. Talk to me softly
There's something in your eyes
Don't hang your head in sorrow
And please dont cry

28. I've seen you hanging round
This darkness where I'm bound
And this black hole I've dug for me

29. Company Always on the run
Destiny is the rising sun
Oh I was born 6-gun in my hand
Behind a gun I'll make my final stand

30. All our times have come
Here but now they're gone

31. It's in my head. I'm full of doubt.
Trapped in myself I'm singled OUT.

32. Oh, make me over
Im all I want to be
A walking study
In demonology

33. Nothing breeds more contempt for this world than memories now formed every moment a new seed is grown to no reason the Trouble unfolds for the trials of today Im no jury really dont care how you feel

34. Someone told me long ago theres a calm before the storm, I know; its been comin for some time.

35. My shadow's...Shedding skin and, I've been picking Scabs again.

36. Breathe in for luck, breathe in so deep, this air is blessed, you share with me.

37. I've been caught stealing; once when I was 5...

38. I feel a little bit left of center but then again we've all been there before
Every time I see a lost cause coming it's nothing less, nothing more

39. A man sits at his deskOne year from retirement, And he's up for review
Not quite sure what to do each passing year the workload grows.

40. There she stood in the street, smilin' from her head to her feet

41. Well billy rapped all night about his suicide. How he kick it in the head when he was twenty-five.

42. threw you the obvious and you flew with it on your back a name in your
recollection down among a million same.

43. Ill never be your beast of burden. My back is broad but its a hurting

44. Fuck youuuuuuu! I can't say what I want to, even if I'm not serious.
I can't say what I want to, even if I'm not serious.
Things like....Fuck yourself, fuck Yourself,
you piece of shit, why don't you just go, kill yourself

45. This world rejects me. This world threw me away. This world never gave me a chance. This world gonna have to pay

46. Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.

47. I see you had your mind all made up you group of
Pitiful liars. before I woke to face the day, your master

48. Seemed to stop my breath. My head on your chest,Waiting to cave in
From the bottom of my...

49. Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

50. You couldn’t be, you couldn’t be me even if you wanted to, everything I’ve been through.

Adam Sandler aka Man of my dreams

I have been in love with Adam since The Wedding Singer. He has many qualities I find irresistible. I love his sick sense of humour. I think he is brilliant.
In the summer "i think" he starred in a movie with Don Cheadle "who I also enjoy" called Reign Over Me. "A man who lost his family in the 9-11 attack on New York City runs into his old college roommate. Rekindling the friendship is the one thing that appears able to help the man recover from his grief. Very well written and directed movie!" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490204/)

I love how Adam can go from being "Laugh out loud, fall to the floor" Hillarious..
To being "Heart pounding, trears pouring" serious in his films..
I also enjoyed Spanglish.." A woman and her daughter emigrate from Mexico for a better life in America, where they start working for a family where the patriarch is a newly celebrated chef with an insecure wife" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371246/)

What you talk'in bout Willis?

I love children with personality!
I see so many kids these day's who spend most of their time crying a whining..
I was over at a friends house today. By the time I left I was ready to pull my fucking hair out. All that kid does is whine and cry. She's 4 years old. And really it's not her fault she's that way. If she was raised to respect her mother and do as she's told she wouldn't be such a brat. Drives me nuts!
I just want to put that kid in her place.. But her mother doesn't find it to be a problem.. I just can't see how she doesn't.. Her mother is her slave.. She doesw everything her daughter TELLS* her to do..I find it to be sickening..

Female Freedom >> The Pee Mate aka Women's best friend...

I cannot tell you how many night's I have pee'd on the side of a car/road/house/in parking lot ect.. After the bar.. Or how many times while ditch beer'in I had to pee in the corn field/beach/bush.. I would have killed to have a miracle product such as this!!!
To Order please refer to P-Mate

Creedence Clearwater Revival>> Bad Moon

This music makes me want to go camping for some reason?? hahahahaha
Get drunk and be loud!!








Bad Company>> Bad Company

Makes me want to smoke a joint and maybe do some acid and hang out downtown or something hahhahahaha jk I love this music it fecking rocks...

Gave Up>> Nine Inch Nails

This is me feeling 15 again.. When I listen to Trent Reznor, who by the way I did my grade 10 ISU on and is an absolute genius! Anywho.. When I listen to this music it gives me an energy I thought I had lost when I "grew up" Just makes me feel young again.. Powerful even...

Check out this video..BRUTAL!!

Ben Harper>> In Your Eyes

I have a few different sides.. This is the side of me driving (with my windows up) singing loud. Day dreaming of that perfect moment. We all have our own idea of that moment is. Mine varies by my mood. As a child I listened to this song.. Done by Peter gabriel. Such a beautiful song... I close my eyes and picture myself in a state of pure love.. Being persude by the perfect man .. And then I open my eyes..
And I have run two stop signs and a red light.. So I try not to listen to this music too often

I've been browsing Blogger lately. Trying to reach out and find some humans still bloging around here.. Someone interesting.. You know when I first started writing.. I met so many wonderfull people here.. I guess I have become much less interesting now a day's.. Now that I am not in college..And I don't party 3 day's a week.. I work my 9-5 and I am boring.. I barely even write my own words here anymore.. If i post it's usually a song or a skit I find funny.. But anywho..All these smart and funny people come and go from Blogger.. It leaves me with this empty feeling inside..
I have taken breaks..But I always love to come back and see what's up..
And now we have advertisements and spam everywhere you look on this site.. I don't even really know how to search for cool blogs.. It's too bad.. I need some motivation... Whatever?

Juno Soundtrack>>>Not too shabby

1. All I Want Is You >Barry Louis Polisar
2. My Rollercoaster (Juno Film Version)> Kimya Dawson
3. A Well Respected Man >The Kinks
4. Dearest> Buddy Holly
5. Up The Spout> Mateo Messina
6. Tire Swing> Kimya Dawson 3:07 $0.99
7. Piazza, New York Catcher> Belle & Sebastian
8. Loose Lips> Kimya Dawson
9. Superstar >Sonic Youth
10. Sleep (Instrumental)> Kimya Dawson
11. Expectations (Remastered Version) >Belle & Sebastian
12. All The Young Dudes >Mott The Hoople
13. So Nice So Smart> Kimya Dawson
14. Sea Of Love (Remastered Version)> Cat Power
15. Tree Hugger> Kimya Dawson & Antsy Pants
16. I'm Stickng With You >The Velvet Underground
17. Anyone Else But You >Moldy Peaches
18. Vampire> Antsy Pants
19. Anyone Else But You >Michael Cera & Ellen Page

Wish you were here> Pink Floyd

Michael and Ellen Sing About Jason Reitman

These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.

"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."

The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."

The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.

As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.

"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."

Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!