A few years ago I was trying to download porn off of Limewire.. I came acrossed this porn clip of a really pretty girl being fucked by 3 nasty..Desperate guys.. But the clip was only 3 minutes long.. I loved this porn clip.. And I came acrossed it again but only this time I found the whole clip!! Soooo If your feeling dirty.. And wanna rub one out.. Watch this porn clip.. Ijust did baaaahahahahha

I purchased a new TV the other day... I'm so excited cause I've had the same TV for 9 and a half years.. haha Anywho.. It's a 46 inch LCD HD TV.. I can't wait to hook that bitch up and watch a movie on it .. Football season is going to be sweet this year!
I was driving home from Sarnia the other night when I was pulled over by the big POs.. Cocksuckers gave me a ticket for speeding.. It was a bitch cause I had just finished shopping my ass off.. Now I have to pay a fine on Monday.. FUCK! Usually the shopping comes after the shitty day... If something bad happens.. Or if I've just had an all together shit day.. Nothing makes me happier then going out and purchasing something perdy... And as far as im concerned.. It's worth it..
Holy shit this took me for ever to write hahaha I am trying to learn to write with out looking at the key board.. And i have to say it doesn't come naturally!!
But i did it!!!

Juno clip...

Rocket Man > Elton John

She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I’m gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It’s lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone


Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don’t understand
It’s just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man


And I think it’s gonna be a long long time...