Bombs are flying
People are dying
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too
Cancer is killing
Texaco's spilling
The whole world has gone to hell
And how are you?

I’m super, thanks for asking
All things considered I couldn't be better
I must say
I’m feeling super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
don’t you think I look cute in this hat

I’m so sorry
Mr. Cripple
But I just can’t feel too bad for you right now
Because I’m feeling so insanely super
that even the fact that you can’t walk can’t bring me down

(people)
He’s super, thanks for asking
All things considered he couldn't be better
He must say
(big gay al)
I’m super
No nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
don’t you think I look cute in this hat
These little pants
This matching tie I got at Merv's
I’m super
(People)
In the barracks and the trenches as well
(Big Gay Al)
Stick 'em up!
(People)
Big gay Al says do ask, do tell
(Big Gay Al)
Skittles
(People)
yes he's super and he's proud to be fay!
(Big Gay Al)
Ok
(People)
Everything is super when you’re GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!
When your GAY!



There are times when you get suckered in,
to drug's alcohol, and sex with woman, mmm k,
But it's when you do these thing's too much,
that you've become an addict,
(starts singing)
and must get back in tooouuuch

::chorus::
You can do it,
It's all up to you mmm k
With a little plan you can change your life today.
You don't have to spend your life being addicted to smack,
Homeless on the streets giving head jobs for crack.
Follow my plan and very soon you well seeeeee,
It's a easy mmm k.
Step one, instead of ass say buns,
like kiss my buns, or your a bunshole!

Step two, instead of shit say poo,
as in cold poo,poo head, and this poo is cold.

Step three,with bitch drop the t,
because bich is the latin word for generosityyyyyyy.

Step four, don't say fuck anymore,
'cause fuck is the worst word that you can say,
so just use the word mmm k!

(all sing chorus x2)

mmmmmmmmk
mmk
haha, mmk...