JUST PRETEND LIKE YOU GIVE A SHAT

I'm not going to start posting gay shat. But you'll have to excuse me for this moment when I say it's my b-day! I'm 24 today. My fucking back aches and I think I might have colon cancer. I also think I might have a lump under my left breast. FUCK I'M OLD!
Now that everyone hates me for saying that have a peachy fucking day!