Chit chat

Well I really haven't said anything in a while.. I've been posting these funny video's to fill in the fact I don't want to write anything..

Trying to get some running around done.. Soooo fucking busy with work and shit.. Working like 50 hours a week and raising kids really sets you back in your own life.. Don't get me wrong.. I still party like I am 16.. I find time once a week to go get shit faced.. I have to or I get depressed.. Thursday's we go to this little pub in my town to watch the boy's play in their bands.. Then we head over to the ripper's and get ripped..
Anyway.... So I was driving around today trying to get shit done and I get a call from Bradlee's school saying that he is suspended and I had to go pick him up.. Well what the FUCK?? See I was working last night when Bradlee came home from his dad's and I didn't know that Bradlee's dad had purchased him a "Dollar store" pellet gun.. Bradlee decided to sneak it into his bag and bring it to school.. The school's have a no tolerance policy when it comes to gun's in the school.. So when they found out he had it he was sent to the office and told he had to go home for the day.. To boot his hair was sticking right on end when I got there.. His hair is about 2 and a half inches long and it was sticking straight up!! When he puts a hat on in the morning and takes it off at school it seems to do that when his hair is long.. Sooo I have to work at noon and it is 11:30am.. I guess I am calling in and taking the day to go get Brad's hair cut and maybe mine as well..

I work for Community Living and I support people with disabilities.. I love my job!!
It is exciting, fun, challenging, stress full and I love every minute of it.. The community Living in my area really does allot for these people.. They are building houses for the people coming out of the regional centre.. It is closing and every person with a disability ..For the first time in their lives.. Will have a home of their own.. They share the house with two other roommates.. Usually someone else from the center..
Negotiations are coming up in November and I am crossing my fingers that we have good negotiators this year and we finally get the raise we deserve!! I mean think about it!! We support these people in every aspect of their lives..Well the ones in 24 hour supports (which is where I work) We do everything..Along with paper work containing outcomes and behavioural charts Ect... The government says we should be making 21-22 dollars an hour.. that is 6-7 dollars less then what we actually make..You do the math.. And our raises come once a year and every 1500 hours up to 6000 hours..Then just one raise a year from there.. So we pretty much get two raises a year till we hit 6000 hours and then one a year after that.. At 34 cents!! a raise.. We are working our asses off and not really getting anywhere doing so.. The people who have worked here for years are not making much more then the people who just started since the one raise we get is included in the yearly rising starting rates... It's all fucked up!! Anyway hahahaha
Haven't heard from my dad in a while.. He has gone off the deep end..Lost his company.. And is now a practising crack head.. Probably chilling at some crack house living it up.. I miss him and I hope he calls me soon.. I can't go save him because he lives in Calgary and I cannot fly acrossed the country and go looking for his ass to do what?? Drag him into rehab.. It doesn't work that way..Trust me I have tryed to do it to my mom..Years ago when I gave a shit.. My mother is a speedo and she is not really in my life anymore..I have no time for her.. I think I am more mad at her then my dad because well... She is my mother.. She chose to be a loser intravenous user then to be a good mom.. It wouldn't matter that she got into the drugs.. I would commend her for doing the right thing and getting clean for her children.. Thank God I have my sister!! She is my only real Famgy.. And I'm sure she feels the same way I do.. Well I know she does..I am her 3am phone call when she had a bad night..Yes I am a push over and I sit on the phone listening to the tears..But she is my little sista fo life and I love her dearly..
I've just went off and I am probably boring you to shit,,If you have made it this far.. If sooooo You fucking rock for reading my shit.. hahahaha K have a good one !!

Dave Chappelle >> My Favorite

Dave cheppell

Famgy Guy

The Man Show >> Deer

This is some funny shit





I loved this show when it was on air!! Something about watching blonde's jumping on a trampoline that just makes you love being brunet. I love Jimmy and Adam and I wish that they would have kept this show running!!

Sanjaya Malakar

The Jimmy Kimmel show is the only reason I have excepted The Man Show not being on air anymore.. When the show first aired and he had Snoop Dog and The Rock as weekly guest's I cryed laughing! It was soooo funny and he is coming along..
As for Sanjaya well we is fucked!! Fucked because he has been made fun of sooo bad that even if he did happen to belt out a good tune he will always be a joke.. Poor guy he is so nice..

Okay I got this from..http://always-on-the-move.blogspot.com/
You have to answer the question's with a one word answer only!!!
It's fun to do and pay attention!


1. Where is your cell phone? Counter
2. Your boy/girlfriend or husband/wife? Boyfriend
3. Your hair? Long
4. Your mother? Addict
5. Your father? Failure
6. Your favorite thing? Bradlee
7. Your dream last night? Forgot
8. Your favorite drink? Milk
9. Your dream car? Silverado
10. The room you're in? Living
11. Your ex? Stupid
12. Your fears? Without
13. Where do you want to be in 10 years? House
14. Who did you hang out with yesterday? Brandon
15. What you're not? Worried
16. Muffins? Yes
17. One of your wish list items? House
18. Where you grew up? London
19. The last thing you did? Movie
20. What are you wearing? Shorts
21. Your TV? On
22. Your pet? Fish...
23. Your computer? New
24. Your life? Fast
25. Your mood? Happy
26. Missing? Parents
28. Your car? Buick
29. Your work? Community
30. Your summer? Rafting
31. Like someone? Sister
32. Your favorite color? Changes
33. When is the last time you laughed? Today
34. Last time you cried? Movie
35. School? More!!!!

Will Ferrell >> The Landlord >>It works again!!

My Scarey Movie

As a child I can honestly say I didn't scare that easy. I watched the Freddy's and the Jayson's. One of my favorites was Chucky and I loved these movies! I'm talking at age's 7 to 11 I'm guessing. But there was one movie that really got to me. And doing these list's I got to thinking about this movie and how It terrified me into more then one sleepless night.
Puppet Master 3!!!!! I guess it didn't help that my room was in the basement and as I lay in bed all I could see were shadows of little puppet's running acrossed my floor. I don't fully remember this movie today but from what I remember, they were little puppets that lived in this old house. Some people were stranded and had to stay at this house until morning (I think) And all I remember is the owner of the house telling the stranded people to be nice to the dolls. Obviously they weren't.. And man did they pay for it!!! For little dolls those suckers could run pretty fast and hold a power tool like a champ!
All through my childhood I loved the dark.. I had to sleep with no lights..Complete darkness.. But this time..Needless to say.. I had to move my bedroom back up stairs a little closer to my parents room!!!

Hellyeah > You wouldn't know

This is some kick ass bring you back to the good old day's music!!!
Even if your not a fan just facken listen you might like it..

The lineup features Chad Gray (Mudvayne) on vocals, Greg Tribbett (Mudvayne) on guitar, Tom Maxwell (Nothingface) on guitar, Jerry Montano (Danzig, Nothingface) on bass and Vinnie Paul (Pantera) on drums..

Movies

Okee this is just the beginning of my list..It is gonna keep going probably for a while... But I am too busy to do it all in one post so here we go!!

These here are movies that I have enjoyed watching over the years in no particular order..

1. The Great Outdoors> Staring John Candy and Dan Ackroyd> A hit movie from the 80's about a man who takes his family up to a cabin to spend some one on one time with his two sons and his wife.. When his brother in-law shows up..



2. Pulp Fiction > Staring John Travolta and Samuel L Jackson > about the lives of two mob hit men.. This movie was an still is one of my favorites!!



3. Old School > The funniest movie I have EVER seen


4. The Skeleton Key > Finally!! A movie with a good ending!


5. Blues Brothers > Classic Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi film!!! About two brother's who think they got a sign from God to get their band back togther. So they find the old member's and try to convince them to play again


6. Billy Madison > Adam Sandler..About a spoiled rich guy who goes back to school from kindergarten to grade 12 to prove to his dad that he can handle taking over the family business.. Hilarious!



7. The Wedding Singer!!! > About a wedding singer who is stood up at the alter on his big day...I have it.. I still watch it!!


8. Happy Gilmore > Adam Sandler.. About a guy who loves hockey and want to play professionally.. But can't skate.. Although he has a slap shot that could kill! When his grandmothers house is taken by the IRS for unpaid taxes and she is put into a nursing home. Gilmore is talked into playing on the PGA tour as a golfer.. Fuck funny movie!!



9. I love all 3 X Men movies and I hope there will be another!



10. Austin Powers all 3> Austin has lost his mojo and must go back to the past and get it back from DR Evil!!>>Faken funny shit!! Will have you busting a gut laughing.. If you don't laugh.. You have no sense of humor and you are destine to die alone..Unhappy and alone..


11. Zoolander> About a male model who is becoming washed up and needs another contract to get him back in the circle..


12. Porkies > LAugh your ass off movie from the 80's about a bunch of young guys trying to get laid.. I think there were 3 movies..



13. Frailty > Disturbing!!> about a single father with two boys who believes god is talking to him telling him to kill the demons who are disguising themselves as people..


14. A Clockwork Orange > Classic


15. Basketball Diaries > A true story about a young guy in New York who goes from being in high school dabbling in drugs with his gang of friends to seeing many of his friends along with himself falling into drug addiction and the tough road these drugs lead them threw...



16. A River Runs Threw It > About two brothers growing up fly fishing with their dad.. And the trials they go threw as they get older and find their marks in the world..



17. A Nightmare On Elm Street > hahahha we all know what these movies were about.. If you don't then just rent them..



18. Wayne's World > Two guys have a show called Wayne's World on a small access channel. Where they just hang out and do stupid shit.. When offered $5000.00 to bring their show global they don't like the changes going on a miss their old school ways..



19. Grandma's Boy > About a video game tester who loses his apartment because his roommate spent the rent money on hookers/strippers.. So he has to move into his Grandma's house..(Fucking hilarious!!)



20. Saving private Ryan > In World War 2 a woman loses 3 of her sons and only has one left still out in combat.. The mission is to send 8 men to find the remaining brother and bring him home .. With a star studded cast consisting of "Tom Hanks,Tom Sizemore, Edward Burns, Adam Goldberg, Vin Diesel, Giovanni Ribisi!!!!!! Who brings such an amazing performance as usual!!, Jeremy Davies, Matt Damon, Ted Danson, Paul Giamatti and more!! This movie is packed with action from the moment you turn it on.. If you have a weak stomach then I don't recommend this movie.. But is you love a good war epic then this is the movie for you!!!


21. The Gift...> About a widowed mother who reads tarrow cards.. When one of her clients goes missing the police look to her o help solve the case.. For one reason which is.. A riveting performance from Giovanni Ribisi Gave me the chills..



22. They Live > Rowdy Roddy Piper!! If you are a old school WWF fan like myself you will love to see this 1988 film about aliens taking over the planet.. And the only way to see them is by wearing sun glasses aahahahha Also one of the best fight scenes I have seen !!


23. Dazed and Confused > A kick ass look into the lives of high school kids in the 70's..



24. Remember the Titans > A true story about a school and their football team becoming racially integrated.. When a African American coach is appointed and African American kids are merging into a school with American kids.. The football team has to learn to get along and work as a team despite their differences..



25. The Dark Crystal > A 1982 Jim Henson film about another planet 1000 years ago.. Threatened to be destroyed when the "crystal" was damaged.. I loved this movie growing up.. I wouldn't recommend small children watch it though..



26. The Muppet's (I love them all!)



27. Hamburger Hill > A horrifying look into the Vietnam War.. I watched this movie when I was 8 years old in a hotel on my way to Disney Land..and it scared the living shit out of me!! Thanks allot mom!!


28. The Big Bounce> A small time con artist from Hawaii and a land developers mistress have a plan to steal 200,000 dollars...


29. The Goonies (1985) Okay..If you haven't seen this movie..It is an absolute must see!! hahaha A kids classic for sure!! About a group of kids who find a map which they believe leads to a long lost treasure.. While being chased by robbers they have to find their way threw this underground maze filled with traps.


30. Catch me if you can > (2002)A true story about a young man named Frank Abagnale Jr. Who before his 19th birthday scammed millions of dollars out of forged checks.. Discising himself as a doctor, lawyer and pilot.

31. Lean on me >(1989) A true story about a man who takes on a principle job at a run down school and works hard to bring it and the students back up to standard.

32. Stand by me (1986) 4 friends around 11 or so? decide to take a day's trip down the tracks to look at a dead body they heard about.. This is a star studded cast!

I am watching Running With Scissors

E-Mail fun!!

>Can you guess which of the following are true and
> which are false?
> >
> >1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at
> waking you up in the
> >morning.
> >
> >2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.
> >
> >3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2
> teeth every 10 years.
> >
> >4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's
> from being indoors a lot
> >more.
> >
> >5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even
> your heart!
> >
> >6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
> >
> >7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog
> bites every minute.
> >
> >8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't
> appear until they are 2-6
> >years old.
> >
> >9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5
> years waiting in lines.
> >
> >10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
> >
> >11. The average housefly lives for one month.
> >
> >12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each
> year.
> >
> >13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when
> straightened.
> >
> >14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a
> minute.
> >
> >15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any
> other time of day.
> >
> >16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
> >
> >17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in
> the sand is to search
> >for
> >water.
> >
> >18. The only two animals that can see behind
> themselves without turning
> >their
> >heads are the rabbit and the parrot.
> >
> >19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles
> in "An Officer and a
> >Gentleman" and "Tootsie."
> >
> >20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South
> Carolina State Anthem.
> >
> >21. In most television commercials advertising
> milk, a mixture of white
> >paint and a little thinner is used in place of the
> milk.
> >
> >22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel
> on the same airplane,
> >just in case there is a crash.
> >
> >23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in
> 1903 used a tomato can
> >for
> >a carburetor.
> >
> >24. Most hospitals make money by selling the
> umbilical cords cut from
> >women
> >who give birth. They are used in vein transplant
> surgery.
> >
> >25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana.
> They were 7th cousins.
> >
> >26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it
> would be green.
> >
> >Answers . . .
> >
> >They are all TRUE . . . interesting !
>