Sitting here watching Conan..hahaha I love that guy... Soooo I got ma car back... I payed more to fix the slut then I did when I bought it..
Saturday I went to Lacantina with ma sista.. We chose to sing Patience by G&R.. So it was our turn and we were standing up there getting ready to sing... When "I love rock and roll" Comes on... We stand there confused.. Like um..This isn't our song?
The dj looks at us and says... "Just go with it." Hahahahha That fucking asshole did it un purpose! So we bitched until the words came up and then started singing..
I think were going to go to Fat Moes next time... Just so we were satisfied we jumped up on stage and sang with a few people.. hahaha
Had a few people over on Saturday.. Got hammed.. B put a safety pin threw his cheek to prove he wasn't a bitch hahaha ... He was trying to one up ma buddy Paul cause he put a pin in both arms hahaha B and Paul were calling Chris a pussy cause he wouldn't take a shot of whiskey...At like 730am .. So I took the shot and poured it in a beer bottle.. You would think that would end the fight... Ah but no he was gonna drink it anyway... Sooo I spit in the bottle... Ha!!! No one was gonna drink it then!!!! You would think ... Wouldn't you? hahahaha No booze goes un drunken in this house! Wasn't a bad night...Landlord only came down to tell us to shut up twice... I need to move... Cause ma parties don't end at 1am.. Yes this is when ma landlord asked me to end ma future parties... Fackem

Your Greed Quotient: 35%

You're a little greedy, but generally you don't let your desire get the better of you. You know that good things will come to you - as long as you wait your turn!

How Much Greed Do You Have?

Does this mean I'm needy? Hahahaha I hope not!

Your Love Number is 8

Your confidence and passion draws people in. You've got a powerful personality, and you tend to take the lead in relationships. Protective and dominant, you like to keep a short leash on your sweetie. And that works out well for you, as long as you don't get with another strong personality!

What Is Your Love Number?

Ya sooooo I'm not the smartest cookie but what can I say...

Your IQ Is 90

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Above Average Your General Knowledge is Average

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

I watched this movie.. It's more like a documentary.. And it moved me.. It made me reevaluate my life and what is important to me...



An Inconvenient Truth

LETS GET FUCKING SERIOUS FOR A MINUTE

SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT:
More than 52,000 Europeans Died from Heat in Summer 2003

EarthPolicy






WHAT IS GLOBAL WARMING? This info can be found at...

Climatecrisis

Carbon dioxide and other gases warm the surface of the planet naturally by trapping solar heat in the atmosphere. This is a good thing because it keeps our planet habitable. However, by burning fossil fuels such as coal, gas and oil and clearing forests we have dramatically increased the amount of carbon dioxide in the EarthÂÂ’s atmosphere and temperatures are rising.

The vast majority of scientists agree that global warming is real, itÂÂ’s already happening and that it is the result of our activities and not a natural occurrence.1 The evidence is overwhelming and undeniable.

WeÂÂ’re already seeing changes. Glaciers are melting, plants and animals are being forced from their habitat, and the number of severe storms and droughts is increasing.

The number of Category 4 and 5 hurricanes has almost doubled in the last 30 years.2

Malaria has spread to higher altitudes in places like the Colombian Andes, 7,000 feet above sea level.3

The flow of ice from glaciers in Greenland has more than doubled over the past decade.4

At least 279 species of plants and animals are already responding to global warming, moving closer to the poles.5

If the warming continues, we can expect catastrophic consequences.

Deaths from global warming will double in just 25 years -- to 300,000 people a year.6

Global sea levels could rise by more than 20 feet with the loss of shelf ice in Greenland and Antarctica, devastating coastal areas worldwide.7

Heat waves will be more frequent and more intense.

Droughts and wildfires will occur more often.

The Arctic Ocean could be ice free in summer by 2050.8

More than a million species worldwide could be driven to extinction by 2050.9

There is no doubt we can solve this problem. In fact, we have a moral obligation to do so. Small changes to your daily routine can add up to big differences in helping to stop global warming. The time to come together to solve this problem is now – TAKE ACTION !!!!!


Get off your ass!!! Do something!

Recycle!

Walk or ride a bike!

Leave your thermostat at 70!

Turn your damn lights off!

Get an e-test on your car and keep it clean!

Plant a fucking tree!

Don't litter!

This is fucked !!!! My dream job is on this list!!!!

Your Career Type: Social

You are helpful, friendly, and trustworthy. Your talents lie in teaching, nursing, giving information, and solving social problems. You would make an excellent: Counselor - Dental Hygienist - Librarian Nurse - Parole Officer - Personal Trainer Physical Therapist - Social Worker - Teacher The worst career options for your are realistic careers, like truck driver or farmer.

What's Your Ideal Career?

I'm sorry but I love these hahaha Most of them are very true!!

You Are A Social Butterfly

You love your friends so much... You're motto is "the more, the merrier"! Making sure everyone's included is your mission And you always prefer a group of ten to a group of two

What Kind of Friend Are You?

So I didn't hear from my mom on Christmas... Not that it really surprised me but I figured she would atleast call and see if I were making some Christmas dinner or if got her anything.. I come to find that she was in jail for Christmas and New Years.. As far as I'm concerned it looks good on her.. Some people would say that is cold but I say to those people.. Fuck ya.. It brings me back to when I was 17 and my mommy was in jail on Mothers day.. She calls me at home and tells me she is in jail for pistol whipping and macing a crack dealer.. So to get over how absolutely devastated I was at that moment.. I through a small get together with 40 or 50 of my closest friends.. So she calls me back and I am stoned and drunk out of my face.. She asks me what I am doing and I tell her that I am having a party.. She says "What the fuck!!!???" And I tell her.. "What are you gonna do about it?" As long as the house is clean when you get home... You can't do too much from there..Hahahahaha And I hung up the phone.. The party was a blast... Although my Grandmother showed up in the morning and kicked everyone out.. She was not impressed that Mike and Crystal were sleeping in my mothers bed.. But if I were her I would have been more upset about the blood on the walls (From Nikki..hahaha fucking bitch) And the puke in the sink.. Oh Mudford... Thank you for cleaning that...I will forever be thankful...
I believe that was the night of the tops off party? Not too exciting for us girls but I'm sure it was fun for the boys...

And I will leave you with this......

"Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot."


Linda's song...Sung by Adam Sandler


You,don't, know, how much, I, need you.
While, you're, around ,I, don't, feel blue.
And, when, we kiss, I know, that, you need, me too.
I, can't, believe, I found, a love, that's, so pure, and true.

But it all was bullshit!
It was a goddamn joke!
And when I think of you Linda!
I hope you fucking choke!

I, hope, you're glad, with, what you've, done, to me.
I lay, in bed, all, day long, feeling, melan,choly.
You left, me here, all, alone, tears running, constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please!
somebody kill me plee-ase!
I'm on my knees!
pretty pretty please kill me!

I want to die!
Put a bullet in my head!

I wanna make you smile
Whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
Oh all I wanna do is grow old with you.

I'll get your medicines
When your tummy aches
Build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice growing old with you

Chorus:
I'll Miss you, kiss you
Give you my coat when you are cold
Need you, feed you
I'll even let you hold the remote control

So let me do the dishes on our kitchen sink
Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink
Oh i could be the man who grows old with you
I wanna grow old with you

What Your Soul Really Looks Like

You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. Your feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself. Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust.

Inside the Room of Your Soul

Hogan knows best marathon hahahah I love this show... Such a cute famgy..I'm hooked

So how was your New Years?
Man I had quite the weekend.. All I want to know is when does the stupid feeling go away?
I am getting too old for these drugs.. Fun fun.. But I am retiring for a while.. My jaw is sooo soar..I chewed the shit out of a piece of gum all night hahaha
Wouldn't have wanted to ring in the New Years with anyone else.. It was perfect!!!
We made it to the bar with 10 seconds to spare.. Hahahah not like it mattered.. I wouldn't have cared if we were still in the cab hahahah...
Okee.. I'm so not in the mood to write right now so I will catcha laterz

I will leave you with this.......

Umm, let's say your driving along the road with your family and your driving along, lay le lay, woo whoo, Then all of a sudden there a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes EERRRRRGGGHH! Whoa. That was close. Hah ha! Now, lets see what happens when your driving with the "other guys brake pads". Your driving along, your driving along and all of sudden the kids are yelling from the back seat, "I gotta go the bathroom daddy." Not now damnit! Truck tire. Errrragggghhh! I can't stop!
[smashes a model car on desk]
There's a cliff. Ahhhhh! And your familys screaming, "Ohh my god we're burning alive! No, I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon. WE-OH! WE-OH! WE-OH! And the medic get's out and says, "Ohh my god." New guy is in the corner puking his guts out. All because you wanna save a couple extra pennies.