Dick Cheney feels responsible for his daughter being a lesbian because growing up, she heard him say 'go f--k yourself' so many times, she finally tried it.
-- Bill Maher
John Kerry is being accused of using bad grammar to appeal to uneducated voters because yesterday he stopped in a store and asked, 'Can I get me a hunting license here?' After hearing about it President Bush said, 'It should be 'Can me get me a hunting license here?
-- Conan OBrien
One of my movies was called "True Lies." It's what the Democrats should have called their convention.
-- Arnold Schwarzenegge
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
-- Ronald Reagan
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
-- Texas Guinan
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
-- Frank McKinney Hubbard
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
-- Larry Hardiman
Half a truth is better than no politics.
-- G. K. Chesterton
"The big hang-up was George Bush wanted to get life lines, you know, so he could call somebody." –-discussing the debate negotiations with Regis Philbin
"If Bush loses, do you think he'll leave? Or do you think he'll just say, 'I don't read the papers'?" --"Daily Show" host Jon Stewart
"A political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want as your commander in chief." --President Bush
"Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." --President Bush discussing the Iraq war with Chirstian Coalition founder Pat Robertson, when Robertson told him he should prepare the American people for casualties
"This morning, prompted by increasing concerns about terrorism, oil prices reached a record high as the cost of a barrel of crude is a whooping $44.34. Wow, it seems shocking that a product of finite supply gets more expensive the more we use it. ... Now the terror alert means higher oil prices, which oddly enough means higher profits for oil companies giving them more money to give to politicians whose policies may favor the oil companies such as raising the terror alert level. As Simba once told us — it's the circle of life." --Jon Stewart
"Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge made that critical leap from 'be afraid' to 'be very afraid,' raising the terrorist threat level to orange for financial sectors in New York, Washington, D.C., and northern New Jersey. ... Ridge's announcement comes amidst reports he will step down as head of homeland security after the election. Ridge himself has refused to comment on the story, though colleagues say he has often expressed a desire to spend more time at home, scaring his family." --Jon Stewart
And the big convention kickoff. Monday's theme: 'The Kerry-Edwards plan for America's future.' It was a powerful message lacking only Kerry, Edwards, and a plan for America's future. In its stead: dance party!" --Jon Stewart
This post could go on and on...
i could be the post that never ends....sort of like the search for a fit president...
