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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

THE THINGS YOU'D REALLY LIKE TO SAY TO YOUR BOSS...

. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you see it my way.

6. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8. It sounds like English but I can't understand a word you're saying.

9. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

10. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

11. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

12. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

13. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

14. The isn't an office. This is hell with fluorescent lighting.

15. I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.

16. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

17. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

18. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

19. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

20. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

Subject:: crystal meth


>>
>>I AM METH
>>
>>This was written by a young girl who was in jail for drug charges,
>>And
>>was addicted to meth. She wrote this while in jail. As you will
>>soon
>>read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in
>>this
>>simple, yet Profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true
>>to
>>her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after,
>>with the needle still in her arm. Please keep praying. This thing
>>is
>>worse than any of us realize...
>>
>>My Name Is Meth
>>
>>I destroy homes, I tear families apart, I take your children, and
>>that's just the start.
>>I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold, The sorrow
>>I
>>bring is a sight to behold.
>>If you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you -
>>in
>>schools and in town I live with the rich, I live with
>>the poor, I live
>>down the street, and maybe next door.
>>I'm made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made under the
>>kitchen sink.
>>In your child's closet, and even in the woods, If this scares you
>>to
>>death, well it certainly should.
>>I have many names, but there's one you know best, I'm sure you've
>>heard of me, my name is crystal meth.
>>My power is awesome, try me you'll see, But if you do, you may
>>never
>>break free.
>>Just try me once and I might let you go, But try me twice, and I'll
>>own your soul.
>>When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie, You do what you
>>have to
>>-- just to get high.
>>The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms Will be worth the
>>pleasure you'll feel in your arms.
>>You'll lie to your mother, you'll steal from your dad, When you see
>>their tears, you should feel sad.
>>But you'll forget your
>>morals and how you were raised, I'll be your
>>conscience, I'll teach you my ways.
>>I take kids from parents, and parents from kids, I turn people from
>>God, and separate friends.
>>I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride, I'll be
>>with
>>you always -- right by your side.
>>You'll give up everything - your family, your home, Your friends,
>>your
>>money, then you'll be alone.
>>I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to give, When I'm
>>finished with you, you'll be lucky to live.
>>If you try me be warned - this is no game, If given the chance,
>>I'll
>>drive you insane.
>>I'll ravish your body, I'll control your mind, I'll own you
>>completely, your soul will be mine.
>>The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed, The voices you'll
>>hear, from inside your head.
>>The sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see, I want you to
>>know,
>>these are all gifts from me.
>>But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart, That you are
>>mine,
>>and we shall not part.
>>You'll regret that you tried me, they always do, But you came to
>>me,
>>not I to you.
>>You knew this would happen, many times you were told, But you
>>challenged my power, and chose to be bold.
>>You could have said no, and just walked away, If you could live
>>that
>>day over, now what would you say?
>>I'll be your master, you will be my slave, I'll even go with you,
>>when
>>you go to your grave.
>>Now that you have met me, what will you do?
>>Will you try me or not? It's all up to you.
>>I can bring you more misery than words can tell, Come take my hand,
>>let me lead you to hell.
>>
>>Judy West
>>
>>

SOOOO PROUD!!!

MY SON BROUGHT HOME HIS REPORT CARD AND I HAVE TO SAY...I DID PRETTY FREAKIN GOOD!
AND SOO DID HE ... I HAVE RAISED A SPECIAL YOUNG MAN...
A IS ABOVE STANDARDS AND A B IS WITHIN STANDARDS...
4 A'S 9 B'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE GOT AN A IN MATH!!!

SEX AND THE CITY

AM I GETTING OLD?
OR IS THIS REALLY A GOOD SHOW?
I FIND MYSELF BECOMING MORE AND MORE INTRIGUED BY THIS SHOW EVERY TIME I WATCH IT..
I CAN WATCH THIS SHOW 4 TIMES A DAY..
I NEVER WATCHED IT WHEN IT WAS RUNNING NEW EPISODES..BUT NOW THAT IS IS OVER AND RUNS RERUNS UP TO 4 TIMES A DAY I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH..
IT'S CRAZY CAUSE I TRIED TO WATCH IT BEFORE BUT JUST COULDN'T GET INTO IT ...I THOUGHT I DIDN'T LIKE IT AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW..I CANT GET ENOUGH!
HOW I WISH I COULD HAVE A LIFE LIKE THOSE GIRLS...I THINK THAT'S WHY IT IS SOOO GOOD..
SUCCESSFUL BEAUTIFUL SEXUALLY CHARGED WOMEN.. IS THERE ANYTHING MORE ATTRACTIVE?

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Subject: Fw: Scrabble



This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(wait until you see the last one)





DORMITORY
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM







PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER






ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER






DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT






THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE









GEORGE BUSH
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE







THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS







SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME







ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY









ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT







MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER







SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S






A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE






THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE







ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE









AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:









PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
When you rearrange the letters
(With no letters left over and using each letter only once):
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

ACCIDENT REPORTS

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intent.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before, making me unable to avoid the accident.

I told the police I was not injured, but upon removing my hair, I found that I had a fractured skull.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

I was thrown from my car as it left the road, and was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.

MINE HAS THEM ALL....

Top 10 Children's Books Not Recommended by the National Library Association - October 7, 1987

10. Curious George and the High-Voltagge Fence
9. The Boy Who Died from Eating all his Vegetables
8. Legends of Scab Football
7. Teddy: the Elf with a Detached Retina
6. Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer
5. Joe Garagiola Re-tells Favorite Fairy Tails but Can't Remember the Endings to all of Them
4. Ed Beckley's Start a Real Estate Empire with Change from Mom's Pocket
3. Things Rich Kids Have That You Never Will
2. Let's Draw Betty and Veronica with Their Clothes Off
1. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead

Monday, November 28, 2005

Top 10 New Advertising Slogans for Delta Airlines - July 16, 1987

10. Delta: We're Amtrack with Wings.
9. Delta: Join Our Frequent Near-miss Program.
8. Delta: Ask About Our Out-of-court Settlements.
7. Noisy Engines? We'll Turn 'em Off!
6. Delta: Complimentary Champagne in Free-fall.
5. Enjoy the In-flight Movie on the Plane Next to You.
4. Delta: The Kids Will Love Our Inflatable Slides.
3. Delta: You Think It's So Easy, Get Your Own Damn Plane!
2. Delta: Our Pilots are Terminally Ill and Have Nothing to Lose.
1. Delta: We Might Be Landing On Your Street!


And 5 more just for the heck of it. . .
5. Delta: Terrorists are Afraid to Fly with Us.
4. Delta: Bring a Bathing Suit.
3. Delta: So That's What Those Buttons Do!
2. Delta: A Real Man Lands Where He Wants To.
1. Delta: We Never Make the Same Mistake Three Times

I DARE YOU!!!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."

52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."

58. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

59. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

63.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

64. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!

GRRRRRR

Your Monster Profile

Evil Enigma

You Feast On: Pickles

You Lurk Around In: Swingers Clubs

You Especially Like to Torment: British People

You Are 80% Boyish and 20% Girlish

You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.
You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.
Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself.
You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you.

HAHAHHAHAHA! TIS TRUE..

What Your Underwear Says About You

You have a lucky pair of underwear. And you wear it more than you should.

You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.

THIS IS SAD...BUT I CANNOT LIE...

THIS IS SAD...BUT I CANNOT LIE...








Your English Skills:



Spelling: 80%

Grammar: 60%

Punctuation: 40%

Vocabulary: 20%


This is my Blog Share... It's sad ...But the spam blogs have seemed to take over...

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Sunday, November 27, 2005

Survey I found on a blog....

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Amber
Birthday: August 27, 1980
Birthplace: Some where in Canada
Current Location: This place right here
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Polish,French Canadian
The Shoes You Wore Today: It was Sunday and I felt lazy...So even tho it's cold I wore sandals
Your Weakness: Animated television, Cigarettes, Oreo caramel Mc flurries um...
Your Fears: Ha! I'm not telling you!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, extra cheese, green peppers, and green olives, with dipping sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Where do you want me to f'in start?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lmao ...I hate it!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where are my smokes?
Your Best Physical Feature: Never ask a lady that!!!!
Your Bedtime: All depends...
Your Most Missed Memory: 17
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi fosho!
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'm trying to quit both but Mc's for the flurries
Single or Group Dates: haven't been on one in forever...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton fosho
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla mixed with oreo and caramel....
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: sha!
Do you Swear: Fucking right I do biotch!
Do you Sing: I do but i cant
Do you Shower Daily: Shower? Never!
Have you Been in Love: hasn't everyone?
Do you want to go to College: Been there...Done that!
Do you want to get Married: don't want to spend the money
Do you believe in yourself: I hope so
Do you get Motion Sickness: Very Rarely
Do you think you are Attractive: Butt ugly!!!
Are you a Health Freak: not really ...Hold on a minute while I smoke this crack...
Do you get along with your Parents: hahahhahahahahahahaa!
Do you like Thunderstorms: My fav!
Do you play an Instrument: I can press play on my stereo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: sha!
In the past month have you Smoked: dammed right
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Every day is a datr these days
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: um...I am female...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No...What ru trying to say?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No! barf!
In the past month have you been on Stage: hahahhaa
In the past month have you been Dumped: Ya...Right...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: When I was 20 was probably the last time
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Okay...Do I have to hide my shat know...Is this being monitored? It wasn't me!!
Ever been Drunk: Yes...What dumb ass made this survey? I am Canadian eh...
Ever been called a Tease: um ...Does tease mean slut?
Ever been Beaten up: No ...
Ever Shoplifted: hahahhaa quit bring back these memories...
How do you want to Die: Shot down robbing a bank...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an astronaut
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain
favorite Eye Color: brown
favorite Hair Color: brown/black/blonde/blue/orange/
Short or Long Hair: Long (girl) Short (guy)
Height: over 5'7"
Weight: healthy
Best Clothing Style: no jogging pants thanks!!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Okay..Were not writing a novel here are we?
Number of CD's I own: I illegally download all my songs...
Number of piercing: 2
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: um...nuttin

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Saturday, November 26, 2005

Miss Conception

I just want to clarify my last post...
When I said my super... I meant the person who looks atfer the shat in my building ...
Like rent and repairs and stuff... Her and her husband are ripping off the company by dipping into air conditioner funds and rent funds...She pockets money that isn't hers...And they are scamming disability... It's not that I care about the whole scamming disability thing ...Cause I really don't... But when you are doing something like that ...And you have the nerve to call children aid on people just cause your not getting along with them or welfare just cause your fighting them...(All true I know the people she did this too!) then you are going to get pinched for the bad shit you do...People are going to rat you out also..
Now that I have fought with her I am worried that she will call children's aid on me...
Not that I am a bad mom just that it would suck having someone show up at your door telling you that they have heard from a (source) that you are doing this and that...
Oh I would just kill her!
Then so she calls the cops on me cause we got right into it... They just told me that they have a lot of experience with her and that I should just get the hell out of there...
After the fact she had the nerve to offer me a bigger place... She is a fucking psycho...
I have to fight with her to get anything I need... I had to write her a rude letter to get screens in my widows for fuck sakes....When I moved in she said that she would have them that week...
it took 3 months... I had to ask 5 times to get someone in here to fix my toilet and leaky sinks..
I fucking hate this place.. When my lease is up IM moving out and into a house I'll pay the extra 350 a month cause it's worth not having to put up with others peoples shat... People these days are just fucking crazy!!!

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

This is so fucking neet cause I can see my picture as I am writing this post!
awww inspiration...Anyway
So I got in a fight with my super at my building ... God! She is a fucking psycho!
I would love to strangle that fat piece of shit! For moths I just let the nagging go on and on and on and on and on and on and on... Until I just fucking snapped!!!
OOOHHHHH! And I told her just what I think about her big fucking mouth and showed her how much bigger mine could be ... OH that bitch cried... Oh she cried when I told her she was a fat piece of shit that couldn't shut the fuck up and keep her fat nose out of everyone's business!!!
Really IM not a bad person...I swear! But there is only so much shat you can put up with ...ya hear me? Does this click? Does anyone else get me?
okay..IM calm...Sorry

70 Things about me

1. I am Polish and French Canadian
2. I love football
3. The Steelers are my favorite team
4. I do not respect guys who don't watch aleast one sport
5. I can like a gay guy even if he doesn't watch sports, they make up for it in other ways
6. I am very lound when I am drunk
7. I talk ALOT
8. Most people I meet like me (why wouldn't they?) Maybe because I talk a lot?
9. I love to clean other peoples houses, but not my own
10. I do not like people who think they are perfect.
11. I do not like people who complain about them selves all the time
12. I enjoy going to the beach, I love to swim
13. I am pround that I am Canadian, I do not think that people realize who beautiful this country really is
14. I did a lot of drugs when I was a teen
15. I ran away when I was 14 and lived in a drug house
16. My dad stole for a living and made over 3 million dollars, he got 5 years
17. My mom told me he sold siding on the side of the road
18. I beat my sister up a lot when we were younger
19. My sister would run in the house when she was young and tell my mom I hit her
I wasn't home
20. I have had a lot of cats and a few dogs growing up
21. I do not like animals
22. I have watched young and the restless since I was 9
23. I love to sing but am not good
24. I will do almost anything atleast once
25. I am in love with Adam Sandler
26. Funny people are my favorite kinds of people
27. I am good at listening to peoples problems, I can usually come up with a solution
28. I dream about being rich every day
29. I am a movie buff
30. I have brown eyes and I love them
31. I have one son and he is a very good boy
32. I have no problem doing nothing
33. I laugh just like Roseanne (so they say)
34. In hight school I was one of the stoners, but I always got along with everyone
35. In high school I was the person that you came to if someone was bothering you
36. I dropped out of high school when I was 14 and did not go back until I was 19
37. I laugh at my own jokes
38. I have a bad temper
39. I am very easy to get along with
40. I hate to be told what to do
41. When I see baby's in public that are dirty or are dressed like bums I say something very loud so the parent can hear me
42. When kids yell rude things at me I chase them
43. Whiskey is my favorite alcohol to drink
44. Walmart is my favorite store
45. I will not wear a g-string, if I wanted something up my ass it wouldn't be a piece of cotton or silk
46. I watch a lot of porn
47. I am a pervert
48. I say a lot of things that I probably shouldn't
49. I get bored of people fast
50. I never finish anything i start
51. i never like a girl when i first meet her.. i always think she is a bitch
52. i always forget appointments
53. i am a crazy driver!
54. i have road rage and i am always yelling at other drivers for stupid things i probably do my self
55. i own a 1994 Buick Regal
56. I live in my towns (getto)
57. But i feel comfortable here cause i am getto at heart
58. My favortie band when i was 14 was Nine Inch Nails
59. My favorite band right now is System Of A Down
60. My mother is a garbage picker and she is always walking toward the garbage when we are walking down the street.. And i yell at her for it
61. I alway have to have the last word...very important to me!
62. i play poker
63. I dont really listen to rap music anymore i am done that faze but i still have a soft spot for some...i dont tell people that
64. I hate the show Top Model...but i watch it ...all those girls are back sabbing bitches
65. If some one calls me in the afternoon and i am sleeping and they ask me...were you sleeping ... i always say no..i just got home
66. My life is sooo boring since i moved back to the old town!!!!
67. When i was younger ...before i had kids... my plan was to backpack across Canada just hitch hike acrossed and see everything
68. I have had sex with alot of people... and i wouldnt take back one of them... it was fun
69. if i could be any super star it would be Jessica Alba..that biotch is hottttt!
70. If i coyuld do my life over again the only difference would be i wouldnt have dropped out of school...and i would have partied more!!!

This was going to be a 100 list but I got bored of writing it already

I love bringing these back every once in a while!

DEEP THOUGHTS
BY JACK HANDY....

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em
go, because, man, they're gone.


To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something
when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you
give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."


One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going
to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried
and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good
joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting
pretty late.


If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute
thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."


If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the
mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.


Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my
first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an
ant and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.


Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some
sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.


I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed
out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years,
because I was thinking about doing that anyway.


I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate
revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run
up to him real quick and hand it to him.


Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word
itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
"ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.


It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And
I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there,
rocking back and forth, wanting that money.


To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've
wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time
I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.


As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red
again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than
a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.


I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without
hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd
never expect it.


If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people,
like I am now.


When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was
call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and
started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.



Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?

I can remember when I was 12 years old.. I was moving yet again... This time it was from Calgary Alberta to Ontario... I liked my school and my home a lot but when you have a father in the kind of business mines in you tend to have to move every couple of years and start over... Yes that's right...You guessed it.. My father was a well known thief who had just been caught again and was serving 5 years for steeling over 3 million dollars of other peoples money...Don't ask me where all that money went to but it should have been obvious when he rolled up to the house one day in a vintage porshe... The money in which they pissed away was on our trips to Disney world and their out of conrol crack cocaine habit... It all seems to come and go when you don't have to really work for it..


So there I was saying good bye to all my friends once again.. Being the good mother she was... My mom let me have my party at her our house unsupervised... We had a blast!
at the end of the night when my mother had come home to clean up our mess she found a roach on the table... Smelling it to see what the roach contained all I could think was... If she knows that is coffee grinds she is gonna think IM the biggest idiot ever!... Being 12 I never really knew where to get a real joint from and either did my friends..The only time I was ever able to score a real joint was when I managed to steel them from my mother or when my older friend April came by with some ... But I can still remember looking at my mother saying..Its just a rolled smoke mom... Looking into her eyes hoping she didn't find out what it real was I now realize.. She wasn't sniffing the large over sized roach to get me in trouble if it was really weed... She was hoping it was weed so she could take it and smoke it her self!

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Just a friendly reminder for my new readers...EAT YOUR PUSSY RIGHT!

Just a quick note to guys who eat pussy.
When your eating your woman's pussy, weather your tongues getting tired or not. After about 5 minutes do not stop! Not for a second! Keep using that tongue. Cause if were about to have an orgasm and you decide to take a quick break and kiss it. Were gonna be FUCKING PISSED OFF!
Be a man and lick it till we cum.
Were good to you. We swallow(Well most of us do)So if were gonna suck your cock hard and long and swallow your smelly lotion then your gonna work it for us.
THANK YOU.

Crazy things I've done list

1. I ran away to Hamilton when I was 14. I just got up and hitch hiked there one day for fun. Stayed there for a year in a drug house with lots of people. It was a blast.
2. Got picked up by the hottest guys with my friend Melissa. They brought us back to their place where we drank all night and they stripped for us.
3. Did a dine and dash at a little restaurant in Rodney ont when I was 16. Then walked back by it after doing so. We got caught and were arrested by the police.
4. Drank two milk glasses of whiskey. Then gave a guy head on my friends pool table. Broke my friends shower curtain and toilet seat. Woke up in the morning and was kicked out of his house.
5. Made a porn with my boyfriend then he showed it to all his friends.
6. Had a orgy with my boyfriend, two of his friends and my girlfriend. Got mad kicked the tent down and hitch hiked home in my bare feet.
7. Had a peeing my pants contest with my cousin Jay for the fun of it. We peed al over the house.
8. Broke into a warehouse full as far as the eye could see with cases and kegs of beer on may 24 with my friends Leah and Corey and only got 7 cases. All we had to carry them with was a grocery cart with three wheels.
9. Me and my boyfriend when I was 15, stole his parents car and drove around town breaking into car washes stealing the money out of the change machines with a crow bar. We were caught by the police and I left him to take the rap. What a good man!
10. When I was 21 I was tricked into sleeping with a 17 year old. And taking his virginity. He was at the bar so I thought he was atleast 19. The older you get the less chance you have of taking someone's virginity.
11. I told someone I loved them and I lied.
12. I once took Nitol all day to see how long I could sleep.
13. Ran away from home when I was 14 and had no place to go so I wrapped my self up in a bank carpet and slept in a huge recycling bin.(Now that's stubborn!)
14. Took 8 hits of acid when I was 16 (by accident) 4 was supposed to be for my friend Terri but I was soo stoned when I got then I accidently put them in my mouth.
So stoned I puked once or twice...(Have you ever felt music accualy running threw your veins?)
15. In college I met a guy off the internet...He was hot on web cam.. Man I should have slept with him!
16. I've dyed my hair green... Don't ask why... And had a lady with kids yell at me out the window of her car hahahhaha... It was funny...
17. I have barked at people off my roof when I lived downtown Hamilton...(on acid)
Me and Corey, God I miss him!
18. I have made out with one of my girlfriends for money...(I'm talking hard core)
hahhaha those were the days...
19. Had a gun held to my head and was thrown out onto the street in the scareiest part of the city with two there girlfriends of mine after a long night of snorting coke in Detroit..
aaaaaawwww THOSE were the days!
20. Went to a guys going away party with a crow bar a threatened to bash his head in when I was 16 cause he beat up my boyfriend... And ended up beating up a girl there cause she was talking about my best friend Jen...
Sadly that same guy died a few years later ...He was stabbed in the chest on New Years eve with a beer bottle trying to break up a fight...I do not fight anymore!
But wait there's more!!!

Monday, November 21, 2005

I love you Anti

My sister house burnt down...Just another one of those sad Christmas stories you hear about..

I was watching Trading spouses and I wish I could write some of these ppl a letter.
Like the crazy religious lady who felt uncomfortable with everything the family she was placed with did.. She was supposed to be a Christian woman but her Christian friends a family were very rude and unwelcoming to the other mother who stayed with the crazy ladies family.. But the other family who was into the stars and physics was so nice and invited her into there home and life... Goes to show how ppl can be.. They think they are so great cause they believe in Jesus when really they are the ones who need help.. It sickens me really...
And then there is the fat lazy biotch who come to stay at a fitness families home and does not participate in anything... What a fat piece of shit! That lady is the biggest retard and now she and her husband have revealed this fact on national T.V.
Good for you lady now everyone knows that you are good for nothing, lazy, stupid, and a hypocrite... She just sat there the whole two weeks watching soaps...She did not clean or drop the children off at school...
Some ppl should be shot!

I spent sometime viewing blogs tonight...Gosh some ppl are boring! And I do not like poems!

I really need to quit drinking Pepsi... I go threw fazes where I do and I don't..

I am watching Medium in 3-d I love this show it is good entertainment....For me...

Do not watch the movie Land of the dead!!!!! Don't get me wrong I love!!! John Leguizamo he is the man but this man made a big mistake!

Mind Hunters was a very good movie! Watch it!

Steve O don't try this at home...Don't waste your money on this 30 minute film that is a remake of his first movie...

Anyway enough for now ttyl...

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Who is yours?

Who is the one man you see and he takes your breath away?... Makes your heart beat faster then if you were falling out of a plane...
When you lay down at night and day dream about your (other) life... They are your perfect spouse and you imagine how your day with them would have been..
You think about the things you love about them... How funny they are... How smart they are... How lovely and perfect they are..
How badly you want to touch them, kiss them, laugh with them, just spend time with them and spend the rest of your life being thankful they are apart of your life...

Mine is Adam Sandler LOL God! I love that man!

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Your Kissing Purity Score: 14% Pure

For you, it's all kiss and no talk.

You're in a permanent lip lock.

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